You’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a Slytherin. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.
This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this
KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?
Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend
where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?
fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.
oh my god this is hilarious
“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”
I hate the word “fanservice” because it can mean either “hey, we heard you chattering about that lore thing we started to do once but failed to deliver on so here, we put some thought into this update and included that and we hope you like it” or “for no immediate reason, we gave this character big round badonkers”
This is the reason hearing about “Darth Vader fanservice” when rogue one came out struck real fear into my heart
*re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit
*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE’S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE
Brain: You’re the author, if you want more you have to write it
Me: *flips tables*
