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Host: Name something you pullout.

Peter: Your penis?

Tony: Peter!

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Host: Real or fiction, name a famous Willy.

Bucky: Willy the Pooh.

Steve: Bucky, no. Close but no.

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Host: Name something you’d pay money to get rid of.

Tony: Your spouse.

Steve: Now that’s just hurtful.

Tony: We aren’t even married, Steve.

Steve: And whose fault is that?

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Host: Name a kind of bear.

Steve: Papa.

Sam: Dammit, Steve.

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Host: During what month of pregnancy does a woman start to show?

Stephen: September.

Host: …

Stephen: I’m a fucking idiot.

Host: Aren’t you a doctor?

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Host: Name a small animal that people find just as scary as a big shark.

Rhodey: A chihuahua.

Tony: Come on, Rhodey.

Rhodey: Don’t tell me you don’t remember that devil dog the dude in the dorm next to us had, Tony.

Tony: Not everybody shares your experience.

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Host: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.

Thor: A horse.

Host: … what?

Thor: A horse.

Thor: I speak from experience. My brother enjoyed his fair share of mischief in our youth.

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Host: Name something Russia is famous for.

Natasha: Russians.

Bucky: She’s not wrong.

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Host: Name something a burglar wouldn’t want to see when he breaks into a house.

Sam: Naked grandma!

Host: Naked what?

Bruce: I wouldn’t want to see that either.

Host: No one does. It’s just an incredibly specific answer.

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Host: Name a yellow fruit.

Bruce: Orange!

Host: …

Audience: …

Bruce: I … panicked.

Thor: whERE ARE YOUR SEVEN PHDS NOW, BANNER?