Your tags under the post about Magnus’ pictures at the institute are amazing. :D Like imagining Ragnor taking a pic of Magnus especially for the shadowhunters. :P

I like to imagine Magnus does a lot of shit to fuck with the Clave. Like, I bet he bills them by the minute and includes the time he spends waiting for the elevator, which is probably revenge for all those times they used to make him wait outside because Downworlders weren’t worth their time. Occasionally, a picture of him posing naked like a French girl slips into the pile of photos they get. Accidentally, of course. One time he interrupted the Wi-Fi in the Institute every 10 seconds. People quietly start breaking down around him because no one can do their work but maybe they should have thought about that first before jokingly asking him to speed up their Internet.

Me, a humble fic farmer, tending her plot of land: neighbor john said there was a shipwar starting just over the hills. what do you think Ma, do you think we’ll ever see a shipwar?
Ma, clutching her apron to her chest: oh dear, I hope not!
Pa, sitting in his rocking chair and smoking his pipe: hmph! there’s always been shipwars and there will always be shipwars. you just keep your nose out of it and mind your own business. we ain’t got no business messing around in shipwars. now step to it! i want that field of headcanons and plot twists plowed by morning! and keep those plot bunnies from getting at the smut, we can’t afford anymore WIPs!

warlock-magnus:

alec: hi i’m here to ruin all your plans

realkaijuhavecurves:

minutia-r:

“Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“I have three older brothers.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Wilson played first table on the chess team, Chester used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Dan can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that. So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”

This is my new favourite post. Whenever there’s a female character who fights, it’s always because she’s learned from older male relatives. I’m gonna print this post and put it on my wall bc it gave me new hope for humanity.

LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE OF THE FLASH WAS UNACCEPTABLE UNACCEPTABLE UNACCEPTABLE

chellychuu:

tag urself, i’m u wu

ohsoswiftly:

Cruz ends his campaign by punching and elbowing his wife in the face

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/03/politics/ted-cruz-drops-out/

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/i-am-having-an-emotion/143822074677/tumblr_nz681r4Aoj1s803oe?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://i-am-having-an-emotion.tumblr.com/post/143822074677/audio_player_iframe/i-am-having-an-emotion/tumblr_nz681r4Aoj1s803oe?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fi-am-having-an-emotion%2F143822074677%2Ftumblr_nz681r4Aoj1s803oe

startrekrenegades:

jazzhell:

the best 12 seconds of the show lost in the transition from the workshop to broadway (from one last ride, precursor to one last time)

Chorus: –comes the president, George Washington
Washington: You are outgunned!
Hamilton: What!
Washington: Outmanned!
Hamilton: What!
Washington: Outnumbered, out-planned–
Hamilton: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES
Washington: Put down your guns on my command
Hamilton: HAND ‘EM OVER
Washington: This is Hamilton, my right-hand man [starts laughing]
Hamilton: BWUH BWUH BWUH BWUH BWUH