im suddenly laughing at the idea of jack being offered baked goods from someone else and him just recoiling in horror because he could never ever cheat on bittle like that
To be fair, the eyes thing has a fully-legitimate answer.
Daniel Radcliffe was allergic to the colored contacts he was supposed to wear, causing dryness and itching after just a few minutes of use, so the film crew decided it wasn’t important enough of a detail to bother with if it was a burden for him to wear..
Huh…
I HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING
WITH THE CGI BUDGET THEY HAD THEY COULD HAVE OR AT LEAST MADE LILLY’S ACTRESS HAVE BLUE EYES *foams at the mouth*
Imagine if Alya and Marinette got into an argument because Alya was tired of Marinette never facing her fears and talking to Adrien. So Marinette, enraged and determined to prove Alya wrong, storms over to Adrien and says “You wanna go?!?”
It’s only after Adrien nervously chuckles and hesitantly backs away that she realizes that she forgot the “to the movies with me” part of her sentence
Whenever I listen to Say No To This and Hamilton responds to Maria Reynolds singing “staaay” with this weird “heeey” all I can imagine is her trying to be all sexy and him responding with really uncomfortable finger guns
My favorite thing about Achilles is that he’s the greatest living Greek at the time with more godlike power than anyone else who could kill 20 men at a time easily, and he’s also a tiny androgynous looking naïve mommas boy who only likes one person and throws fits when he’s upset at 28
“You’re a white person in America, so I could see why you’d think this, but tellin’ other people how to live is actually NOT a right you have.”
DING DING DING
It’s really refreshing to see this, coming from someone who lives in the South.
I honestly have to second the last comment on this. I’m so used to the South being a bastion of racism and other grossness, it’s so good to see a Southerner calling people on their shit.
job rant so okay there’s this mom at my work (i teach swim lessons) and she is like. crazy. she’s fucking insane. her kids are like 6 and 4 and she wants them swimming every fucking day like multiple times a day and i normally teach through a company right but she wants me to do private lessons and i’m like shit, sounds good, tax-free money. so i jack up my price and she fucking pays. she fucking pays me MAD MONEY to give her piece of shit kids private lessons but like it’s not worth it, it’s so not worth it, she’s texting me all the time like more and i’m like lady??? i want to sleep??? i want to binge-watch oitnb and let my sunburns heal in peace??? we did not schedule a lesson for today calm tf down and let your kids sleep for like 30 seconds
My favorite misconception about bisexuality is that bi people are half straight half gay as if I walk around in my straight form but then spot a fine honey and dive behind a bush shouting “I’M GOING GAY” and roll out on the other side with a flannel on and the entire discography of Ani Difranco in my back pocket
