last-person-on-earth type story where somehow pokemon go still works, so the survivor is amusing themselves catching pokemon to not feel so isolated and alone
and one day, on their screen, they see in the distance
bob zimmermann is the original Meme Dad and i will not be convinced otherwise
so naturally, he does not let this go
the first time bitty gets a birthday card from the zimmermann’s they’ve signed it love, alicia and mr jack’s dad
when jack and bitty get engaged, bob nudges bitty’s elbow and says “well, congratulations, mr jack’s fiancé
at their wedding bob cracks it out in his speech, bitty buries his blushing face in his hands as soon as he hears “let me tell you about the first time i met eric”
when will it end
alicia doesn’t manage to hide her laughter and bitty feels BETRAYED, they’re supposed to be in this together, dealing with their zimmermeme men
when bitty and jack eventually have a baby they name her jacqueline, after jack’s late grandmother
bob and alicia come over to see her for the first time and bob is cradling little baby jacqueline in his arms, alicia at his elbow, cooing at the little bundle
jack has an arm around bitty and they’re both staring fondly at the newest addition to their little family when, all soft, jack says, “there are three of us now”
bitty smiles
poor bitty
jack looks directly into his dad’s eyes and says, deadpan “three mr jack’s dad’s”
