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dragon-in-a-fez:

fuckudad:

eggos out for eleven

can we just pause and appreciate the complete lack of meaning this sentence has without cultural context?

like, a time traveller from 2015 would not be able to parse this sentence for any meaning whatsoever, yet here it is being reblogged thousands of times despite being, on its face, utter nonsense.

I love humans.

alecmagnu:

alecmagnu:

Things you need to consider about that new Malec picture:

  1. Alec is shirtless.
  2. He’s laying down shirtless on Magnus’ couch.
  3. Magnus’s lair looks so beautiful and so fancy.
  4. Magnus is doing magic on him.
  5. Magnus looks so comfy in his clothes.
  6. Alec will probaby be groaning and sweating.
  7. Magnus is showing off his FUCKING BIG arms.
  8. Alec’ clothes are somewhere laying around Magnus’ lair.
  9. Alec and Magnus working as team.
  10. Magnus and Alec together in a scene, alone…
  11. We might get to see his cat eyes again?
  12. Alec might get to see his cat eyes for the first time?
  13. Sexual tension rising up in 3..2..1..
  14. I’m dead and I won’t make it to 2017.

15. Magnus looks like he has been working out.
16. He looks like he has been working out shirtless.
17. Alec probably comes across a very shirtless Magnus.
18. Why did Alec drop the stele? Now we kinda know…
19. Picture all the stuttering anf blushing, oh my god. 
20. Are those Alec’s clothes folded at the end of the couch? #cuteanddomestic
21. Okay but after the spell is finished are they gonna just stand there, perfectly hot and sweaty???
22. Wine glasses everywhere, drink break? 
23. Thank you Todd though you totally got in trouble. 

katherinebarlow:

katherinebarlow:

I still laugh when I think about the fact that the Ministry of Magic employs people to come up with explanations for magic-related incidents for Muggles.

I need a mockumentary in the style of Parks & Rec about the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee sitting around a table brainstorming excuses as a floating quill and roll of parchment record everything. The Muggleborns on the committee constantly look into the camera like they’re on The Office.

bakedlilbae:

femininefreak:

Not just the media … elected officials are more concerned with her diagnosis than his rape allegations. The pre-trial hearing in federal court is rescheduled for October 14 @ 10AM. 

Yes, we should have transparent candidates for president with no campaign altering secrets 58 days out from the election but that maxim for public office seekers must extend to both candidates. 

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