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kanyetrolls:

thisisoryps:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

they need more thigh high socks for thick thighs

i 100% support this notion. the bill passes.

these fuckers have about 27 inches of stretch in the cuffs and will fit damn near any leg, in a billion colours, including stripes and rainbows. need em longer? got you covered. the entire ‘extraordinary’ series is hella comfy, shipping’s always free and lightening fast, annnd their selection is huge.

happy thigh highing.

myowndeliverance:

nudityandnerdery:

myowndeliverance:

myowndeliverance:

gender-ambiguous burr casting/costuming where the reason everyone keeps saying “sir?” after “burr” is because they’re not… entirely… sure?

and burr just smiles and continues like nothing happened

“are you aaron… burr… sir?”

“that depends. who’s asking?”

This sorta reworks one of the lines from the reprise of The Story of Tonight for me:

“It’s alright, Burr. I wish you’d brought this girl with you tonight, Burr.”
“You’re very kind, but I’m afraid it’s unlawful, sir.”
“What do you mean?” (Internal monologue: “Oh shit am I finally going to get an answer here? Is it a forbidden same-sex romance thing? Because Laurens and I…”)
“She’s married.”
“…I see.”(Internal monologue: “Well, that doesn’t clear up anything.”)

Which leads to Hamilton finally admitting “I will never understand you.”

the fact this post still gets awesome additions like this makes me so fuckin happy, ftr, like this post was the best thing i ever did

mettabot-ex:

Honestly my favourite thing about the new magnus chase book is that it shows how much rick riordan has listened. He listened to people’s complaints about lack of representation, and attempted to rectify it in hoo with a largely poc main cast and an lgbt character. And then he listened to people’s complaints about the way he was representing his characters (the main one I remember is that nico never actually says he’s gay, in fact the word is never used), and he fixed that in toa and now mcga with apollo being very open about his attraction to different genders and then alex stating outright that s/he is transgender and genderfluid (please dear god let everyone remember that alex doesn’t use they/them pronouns).

And honestly, more than that, he’s gone above and beyond what anyone asked him to. You can tell he’s done his research, and he’s done it well. In hot (I’m not calling it thot) alone he touches on so many subjects like police violence, racism, lgbt homelessness, religion, and he does it all so respectfully and thoughtfully that honestly, from my position, I can’t find any fault.

Rick Riordan heard what people had to say about his books, and he sat down, listened, took notes, aced his test, and then did an extra credit assignment no one even asked him to just because he wants to learn. And honestly it just feels….so refreshing.

optimysticals:

timemachineyeah:

saywhatjessie:

tattooedsiren:

gvorgeblagden:

batcii:

how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.

Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON

I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.

Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day. 

Yes. Good.

pilgrimkitty:

brosequartz:

iztarshi:

Inspired by various tumblr posts.

Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetry alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.

Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.

You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.

That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?

You really want a human.

Humans also get a reputation for being pants-shittingly insane:

Humans want to go everywhere, you see that black hole? They’re trying to go in that to ‘explore’

Humans jump out of flying vehicles at heights that would most certainly kill them with only a piece of cloth strapped to them to save them, they do this for FUN

Conversely humans, a species that cannot survive without air, plunge themselves into the depths of their planet’s horrifying oceans until their bodies can’t take the pressure then they created vehicles to go further

Humanity didn’t wait to develop a sensible propulsion system to escape their planet’s atmosphere they strapped a metal tube to bombs and shot themselves out into the vacuum of space

If a human says something will ‘be fun’ assume that it’s probably life threatening

Every version of this post is amazing.