me: the west coast is going to vote democratic
also me: TRUMP IS WINNING
me yet again: DOES IT EVEN MATTER WHO WINS IF MILLIONS OF MY FELLOW AMERICAN CITIZENS SUPPORT THIS FUCKWEASEL????

weavemama:

staticonthesignal:

weavemama:

wow I can only imagine what it’s like to be a rich straight white male and live through this election night calmly and unbothered

What are you refering to?

I’m referring to imagining what it’s like to be a rich straight white male and live through this election night calmly and unbothered.

I think it’s worth pointing out that Gary Johnson is currently pulling 2.2 percent of the vote in Florida, which in a close race could be the difference.

New York Times reporter ALAN RAPEPORT.

Gary fucking Johnson, who doesn’t know what Aleppo is and who cannot name a single world leader.

People voted for this dipshit.

Then again, an avowed misogynist and racist has a chance of winning the Presidency.

Jesus fucking Christ.

(via inothernews)

girlhamlet:

Republicans are like “Trump isn’t the Republican Party!” And actually, they’re correct! His name is technically “Republican Party’s Monster”

Real talk folks

grumpsaesthetics:

bywandandsword:

Regardless of the outcome of tonight, y’all be careful.

If Trump wins, hate crimes are going to increase because, as we have already seen, groups like the KKK and those who think like them are emboldened by the popularity of Trump. They will become more open about their bigotry, which will lead to violence.

On the other hand, if Hillary wins, there are going to be a lot of very angry Trump supported out there, of the historically violent and hateful variety who are going to be looking for things and people to take their anger out on and an excuse to do it.

Be careful. Look out for each other. Stay safe.

this is a very real concern, guys. after brexit there were about five times as many reported hate crimes in the UK, and several police officers still believed hate crimes were significantly under reported. if trump wins it’s likely that something similar, perhaps even worse, will happen in the US. and if he loses, a lot of trump supporters (about 30% according to the washington post) have said they’re going to protest the outcome of the election

no matter who wins, it could become pretty ugly

captainswaan:

watching the electoral votes come in

send help

oceanwitch:

HOGWARTS HOUSES ✯ HUFFLEPUFF

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

Some facts about Hillary Clinton

runawaymarbles:

– In one of her FOIA’d emails, she refers to Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich as “mittens” and “grinch”

– in another, she asked an aide to remind her to bring more teacups from home

– and also please tell her what time parks and rec is on.

– She calls some of her most loyal supporters her “sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits”

– She nicknamed her secret service van the Scooby Van

everyone’s like “oh she’s a robot” no she’s a GIANT DORK please vote for Madame Dork in Chief 2016

yellowis4happy:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

Idea: the bats give the villains a way to contact them after they realize that since many of the villains compete for resources, it would be in their best interests to report their competitors.

This is a very important idea because it comes with the image of Two-Face and Penguin yelling at each other in a back alley, deciding to report each other at the same time, and diving for their phones. Cobblepot frantically scrolls through his contacts while Harvey screams HEY SIRI CALL BATMAN into his speaker. If only they had put Batman on speed dial

#the phone rings behind them #bruce is standing on the nearest rooftop judging them silently #he already has so many children #he just wants to rest #but NO #OH!! #also jim pulling a villain off the street #after he’s been standing by the batsignal for two hours like #YEAH harley can i borrow your phone I gotta phone a friend #hello its jim ANSWER YOUR LIGHT