I know it’s 2017 and this is all far beyond said and done but
Cats is a really bizarre fucking musical
You’re not wrong.
OKAY WHAT GETS ME more than the plot or anything else is that there are absolutely no solid rules for the way cats exist in relation to humans in this story world.
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteaser are able to go into a family’s home and essentially torment them by means of petty thievery, and the family just brushes it off with “it’s that horrible cat!” And then they move on!! So you think, alright, so in life the cats look like regular cats, and humans don’t give them much head.
But you would be WRONG because MACAVITY is out here breaking “every human law,” and his exploits are being investigated by SCOTLAND YARD. Macavity has apparently literally killed a man. Maybe more. Almost definitely more. And also, he steals the milk from people’s houses.
And when the police show up to a crime scene “Macavity’s not there.”
Why does he need to flee? Would the police actually suspect a cat when they show up to a murder scene? Is Macavity the true scourge of Scotland Yard? Or are all of the cats just exaggerating??
I NEED ANSWERS, ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER!!!!
All the other cats are regular cats but macavity is actually just a furry
I HATE THIS!!!!!!
I’ve never seen cats and always wanted to but now I can’t because this is going to absolutely ruin it for me THANKS
“Macavity is a furry” is indeed a compelling theory, but consider the implications of the alternative: that somewhere in the same fictive space as Cats, there exists a straight-laced police procedural drama where the recurring mastermind is an ordinary housecat, and nobody questions this.
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What 50 states might look like if they were redrawn today based on economic connections.
What’s that big empty space?
Desert and forests, mostly. Not many cities in that area.
bad and naughty americans get sent to the NULL STATE to atone for their crimes
If Shakespeare was alive in 2017:
Someone: POLITICS and ART should always be SEPARATE! There is NO REASON why ART should be POLITICAL!
William Shakespeare: *laughs. writes 3 more tiny hand jokes into his latest play, King Tiny Hands.*
you know that feeling on a tv show when a male and female character make eye contact alone in a room and you just Know……… the Straights are at it again……..
If you fail to grant time for the things you care about, you’ll forget why you’re even fighting at all.
It was Shakespeare who first said, “ONLINE DATING, UGH” and we couldn’t agree with him more. But what would the bard’s most famous characters write on their profiles, if forced to look for love on the godforsaken hellscape that is Tinder? SO GLAD YOU ASKED.
But can we talk about Magnus being so freaking insecure about his budding romance with Alec? So convinced that he’s a lot too handle and he needs to give Alec plenty of chances to opt out?
- Like, yes, they’re at the bar to have a good time and get to know each other better, but Magnus is also testing Alec.
- Showing Alec little pieces of him that he imagines could be a problem, seeing if Alec will react badly.
- Like the pool trick. Notice how he’s watching Alec’s reaction to being hustled, to being challenged, and then asking twice if this is okay.
- Magnus literally says afterwards that some people would be bothered by his competitiveness. Meaning he was watching out for that.
- And then he uses that topic as an awkward segue to get into the topic of exes.
- Why? Who does that on a first date?
- “Previous partners” is next on Magnus’ list of things that could make Alec not want to date him, that’s why
how can someone be asexual? i’m glad you asked. obviously i can’t speak for all of us but i for one lost my sexuality in a drunken game of poker against captain jack harkness.
how multisexuals are made: we win our sexuality off the asexuals
us graysexuals have a more nuanced agreement, we get our sexuality back on weekends and on holidays we occasionally borrow someone else’s
sexuality banking
I’m crying! 😂
Fractional reserve sexuality.
I lost most of my sexual attraction in a game of high stakes Apples To Apples in college, but later I found some bits and bobs between the couch cushions.
Demisexuals never lost theirs as such, but they keep it packed in layers of tissue paper in a box in the basement next to the fine china and only bring it out for special occasions.
I traded mine to become a dragon.
