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fatcr0w:

fatcr0w:

kingjaffejoffer:

This poll is unreal lol

bit.ly/2lcqK0q

As someone who’s day job is LITERALLY ‘survey designer’ This is NOT a poll, it’s propaganda disguised as opinion taking. And it’s really easy to fudge their results by simply taking the survey and answering the opposite of the clear party lines lmao.

AHAHAHAHAH WHO DESIGNED THIS SURVEY ITS SO EASY TO FUDGE

you can leave answers in the ‘Other’ text form without having to actually click other

That means you can click other AND

AND!!!!!

You can mess with their text mining. 

Text mining is a HUGE tool for surveys so if everyone put ‘Donald is a Dingus’ in as many ways  as possible:

  • Donald is a HUGE/GREAT/AMAZING embarassment to our country <reads a false positive in basic word mines and a relationship nega- LISTEN JUST TAKE THE SURVEY>
  • Donald is SUPER full of bullshit
  • etc

 it would fudge the hell out of their models and render this somehow more useless than it already is.

GUYS SPREAD THIS AND TAKE THE SURVEY 😀 

Oh, and there’s apparently no email verification (of course not) 

It’s a static link.

What does this mean?

  1. No verification of constituents
  2. No removal of duplicates from the same email/IP/browser/etc

You can take the survey literally as many times as you want, and I suspect that you can use the same (FAKE) email as you want (i used yourname@noreply.com) 

Takes you to a site to donate to the great orange when you submit. 

Can’t WAIT to take this sucker to work on Monday. 

Me: Hello Dr. Professor Sir, I understand you are currently out of the country on a Very Important Research Trip but I have reached a stumbling block in my Big Official Paper for a Completely Legitimate Reason. I was hoping if you would maybe please possibly give me an Extension of Mercy on said Paper due to my Extenuating Circumstance, Academic Record, and Established Collegiate Relationship with you. Ever Your Obedient Servant, Firstname Lastname.

Professor: no prob. deuces, Brendan.

dreamoftrahearne:

sweet-autism-things:

lokidokeyartichoki:

A little kid at my painting camp pulled me over to the side and said “I don’t know how to ask this, but are you a boy or a girl?? I can’t tell.”
And I was thrilled because I had passed the “child pointing out your appearance means gender” test as well as being approachable enough that he could ask. So I sat down and told him I was neither and explained that growing up I was told I was a girl but that I’m not, but I’m not a boy either. And he just looked at me and said “so you’re just a person.” Swear to god I had the biggest smile on my face when I told him that’s exactly what I was.
For the rest of the day he just called me Izzy instead of Ms something or any gendered title and I got a hug at the end of camp.
So if you say gender is too confusing for children to understand, I have a first grader who would tell you otherwise.

Sweet story of the day!

this gives me hope ;A;