Dear Prospective Employer,

oldtobegin:

whiskeybot:

tehjennismightier:

I read you need a Thing. I can TOTALLY Thing.

I thinged for Place and Other Location, and I have additional experience in Activities, Doing, and Stuff.

Please look at my list of Thinging history and call me if you want to chat about how I can Thing and Stuff for you.

Sincerely,

Super-compentent Adult

Exactly how I felt when writing cover letters

AS SOMEONE WHO TAUGHT RESUME WRITING FOR A LIVING this is actually a really good template tho

The Signs As “The Signs As” Posts

homestuckisautistic:

unfathomabletortoise:

Aries:

the signs as weird shit they did in d&d

Taurus:

The Signs as Mythical Creatures

Gemini: The signs as cosmic forces aligning against me

Cancer: the signs as blood types

Leo:

the signs and shipping

Virgo:

The signs as color palettes

Libra: The Signs As People The Law Firm I Used To Work For Has Represented

Scorpio: the signs as shitposts

Sagittarius:

the signs as Equius Zahhak quotes

Capricorn: the signs in the 2016 clownpocalypse

Aquarius:

the signs as terrible stage cues from Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Pisces:

how the signs will die

I cannot BELIEVE

this is a 2x Homestuck ref^2

alternatives to “im triggered”

coffeaghost:

hidingoutbackstage:

faunasmagnolias-artblog:

spookygreglake:

1. im shook
2. im offended
3. how dare
4. im dead
5. literally anything just dont mock triggers cause i have gotten into arguments and had terrible panic attacks bc of this please dont say triggered

No kidding, I hate it when people use the “triggered” meme. It just trivializes what it feels like to actually be triggered into anxiety or panic attacks and even depression.

Please and thank you.

Kids near me are starting to say “I’m spiced” instead!