4 years later Regarding Twilight Sparkle is still the most deeply upsetting thing ever written by a human being and i’m not kidding when i say that i think about it almost daily
good fucking morning to everyone except whoever wrote this
hey so my followers are going to hate me for this but i’m nothing if not morbidly curious and you all made the decision to go down with me when you followed me so
i found the guy’s deviantart based off a comment thread on another forum and i’m pleased to announce, in the year two thousand and seventeen AD, he’s still going strong about this
and here’s a more recent post
his gallery is filled with pics of just twilight and occasionally himself, i censored his face here but in his gallery they’re all out and uncensored of course
yes, that’s a hookah, and yes, this is real life, welcome to the void
he also posts regular reviews of sex toys??? which i didn’t cap for obvious reasons but tbh that’s the least disturbing part of this whole ordeal imo
anyways wherever this guy is i hope he’s not bothering other people and that he stays happy with twilight sparkle for as long as he can, i guess. fucking hell
woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that’s so sweet, i–
woman: i’ve adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
something i think about a lot is what if alien species have less biodiversity on their planets. like if they’ve got maybe 20, 25 species of bugs, total. so they come to earth and they’re like “whoa.” or they’ll like be like walking down the street and they’re like “ok what’s that” pointing at a st bernard and you’re like “oh that’s a dog” and they’re like “whoa, neat, i’ve heard about dogs.”
and you walk for a while longer and then they point at a yorkie and they’re like “what’s that?” and you kind of have to be like “…that. that’s also a dog.” and they’re like “wait, really?” and you’re like “yeah.” and it takes them a while to absorb this but then you just keep walking.
and like you’re going for a while and somebody’s walking their bull terrier and you’re like trying to walk faster hoping your alien friend doesn’t see but no dice they’re like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT and you’re like “that. that is a dog” and they let out an anguished wail
and like every time after that they see a weird four legged creature they’re like “that BETTER not be a goddamn dog” and half the time you gotta wince and be like “actually,”
one of the reasons I don’t really ‘get’ people who make fun of kids with silly, super self indulgent OCs/self inserts is because as an adult I still have those. I just don’t share em. But you can bet after seeing a great movie I spend the whole car ride home imagining the WORST possible self insert and enjoying the helllllllll out of it
This is how I handle the 10 hour solo drive from school to home 5 – 7 round trips per year.
Most of 101 Ways is from that… and you bet that we’ll be following Grad Student’s adventures with the Autobots well into her professional career.
i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher
