ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?
BECAUSE YOURE 10/10
i’ve waited one year to reblog this
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ALEX DANVERS MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME
Tony may not be the most self-aware guy in the world, but there are a few things he knows:
- Iron Man and Tony Stark are one and the same,
- he’d make a terrible father,
- and his teammates don’t trust him.
So naturally, he’s the only man left standing when Loki ages them all back to toddlers.
This is going to go well.
26k gen MCU Tony-centric de-aged!avengers fic featuring Rhodey and Pepper. Rated T for violence and swearing. Final chapter will be posted 10/9.
the final chapter is up!
DO👏🏻👏🏻 IT👏🏻👏🏻
AtLA Book Two + The Onion Headlines (Book One/Book Three)
i’m in a writing class of handpicked and exceptionally gifted college seniors and some people have the most fucked up shitty ass grammar i’ve ever seen in my gotdamn life like “This statement seems difficult to contend.” what the fuck does that mean, did you just vomit words into this paragraph and hoped no one would notice???? I NOTICED. I SEE ALL.
if someone refuses to better themselves, that’s on them and you’re not obligated to stick around and hold their hand while they complain about the big mean world demanding that they own up to their own actions
lyanna: his name is aegon targaryen
ned: fuck. the fuck. you want me to hide this kid whose entire family got murdered in a bloody rebellion and you’re naming him the most Extra name you could possibly give him. you better hope silver hair is recessive because what the fuck am i gonna do with my kids like this brunet is mine his name is rob and this silver-haired fuck is goddamn AEGON, that’s not suspicious at all.
lyanna:
ned: i’m renaming him the westeros equivalent of john smith
the signs as DnD magical items
aries: a business hat, plucked from a corpse. once per day, you can reduce the number of successful death saving throws needed to survive to one. upon successfully not dying, the wearer is treated as if they’ve had a long rest
taurus: a plush of your favorite fictional character, from your childhood home, once per day you can sacrifice this plush to summon a monster with a CR equal to your level or higher, or confide in it, to gain a point of inspiration
gemini: a well-sealed jar of enchanted ambrosia, found on the roof of the largest building in the city. upon consuming, the user’s spellcasting modifier is doubled, and they gain advantage on evocation magic rolls but after one minute, they are reduced to 1 HP
cancer: a well-worn turtleneck sweater, pulled from an apartment closet. it’s imbued with 69 charges of the “disguise self” spell, and provides passive resistance to bleeding damage.
leo: a piece of parchment paper, found in a cave, that, when a character is drawn on the page, and with a successful dexterity check (DC 13), will reveal their deepest desires to the user
virgo: a tube of lipstick, found in the desert wasteland of the north, that, after applying, allows the user to drink the blood of a corpse, restoring 1d6 + (CON) health
libra: a coin with a scratch through one side, looted from the ship of a domineering pirate queen. calling the coin correctly guarantees you’ll succeed on your next insight check
scorpio: a pair of spectacles with the left lens broken, resembling a spiderweb. once per day, you can “steal” an NPC’s stat check, forcing them to reroll and letting you substitute the stolen roll in for a failed roll later on
sagittarius: a pair of jodhpurs, made from the finest centaur leather. on intelligence rolls and skill checks, you can use your strength modifier instead.
capricorn: a broken horn, left at the beach by a dying bard. once per day, the user can blow into this horn and survive a mortal blow, even if such a blow would kill them instantly.
aquarius: a purple scarf, found in the wreckage of a noble’s besieged keep. grants the wearer advantage on saving throws against conjuration/illusion magic and provides resistance to divine/radiant damage.
pisces: a golden circlet, abandoned beneath the sea. the wearer gains advantage on animal handling checks for creatures of size large or greater, resistance to psychic damage, and gains +1d8 to any healing done.
you know what I appreciate? how Terry Jeffords has three daughters, and there has never been any jokes or comments about how he’d like to have a boy one day, or how he’s trying to turn one of the girls into a boy by getting her into sports, or how he feels “outnumbered” in a house with four women/girls. not one. it’s so refreshing to see a tv family with all daughters where the dad doesn’t treat them like a disappointment