aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time
so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty were ‘poured’ into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.
holy shit it’s Agent Smith with pointy ears
this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain
it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his father’s sword –
I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE
holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits
omg is this WHOLE movie exposition
it has been remarked by some that a hobbit’s only real passion
is for food
FOOD
a wizard is never late
says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia
I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship it’s beautiful
OH SO BILBO’S THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES
oh shit son he’s got the ring and the golem voice
okay so that’s pretty fucking cute
apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same
holy shit guys I’m not even 20 minutes in I’m gonna have to make multiple posts
Cliente: “Quanto tempo ci vorrà per terminare il lavoro ?” Io: “Circa sei settimane” Cliente: “Lo devi fare in due settimane” Io: “Ok, provo a spiegarmi meglio”
Client: “How much time will it take to finish this job?” Me: “About six weeks” Client: “You have two weeks.” Me: “OK, I’ll try to explain myself better.”
I didn’t follow your orders. I took advantage of our friendship. I was a jerk. I’m sorry.
Jake Peralta, who in any other show would have been a racist, misogynistic dudebro whom we’d be expected to find hilarious and lovable despite said racism and misogyny just because he’s young, attractive, and white. Jake Peralta, who in any other show would make guys like Boyle the butt of countless jokes just because he’s passionate about “effeminate” things like cooking and is bad with the ladies. Jake Peralta, who in any other show would have been portrayed as a cool, heroic renegade by fighting the leadership of a straitlaced authority figure who just happens to be black and gay.
Jake Peralta, ladies and gentlemen, seen here refusing to let a female, non-white character brush off his assholish behavior and instead makes a sincere, unconditional, and respectful apology to her. He doesn’t make excuses, doesn’t defend his intentions, and he acknowledges her authority over him in this project and promises to support her.
Because Jake Peralta is in Brooklyn 99, and in this show we get a protagonist who has meaningful, respectful friendships with women, who admires and pursues the approval of his sergeant and his captain (both of whom happen to be POC),and who willingly reads a bridegroom magazine so that he can help his bestest friend Boyle plan his wedding. When the woman he likes dates someone else, he doesn’t embark on a campaign to win her, but instead acknowledges that his feelings are not her problem and treats her as he always has.
I guess what I’m saying is, Jake Peralta gives me hope for television, and Brooklyn 99 is a gift, and if you’re not watching then you’re missing out.
People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?
Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.
i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone
what i do is not up to you 