Tag: YES

softlightwood:

can we talk about “Mr Jack’s Dad”

  • bob zimmermann is the original Meme Dad and i will not be convinced otherwise
  • so naturally, he does not let this go
  • the first time bitty gets a birthday card from the zimmermann’s they’ve signed it love, alicia and mr jack’s dad
  • when jack and bitty get engaged, bob nudges bitty’s elbow and says “well, congratulations, mr jack’s fiancĂ©
  • at their wedding bob cracks it out in his speech, bitty buries his blushing face in his hands as soon as he hears “let me tell you about the first time i met eric” 
  • when will it end
  • alicia doesn’t manage to hide her laughter and bitty feels BETRAYED, they’re supposed to be in this together, dealing with their zimmermeme men
  • when bitty and jack eventually have a baby they name her jacqueline, after jack’s late grandmother
  • bob and alicia come over to see her for the first time and bob is cradling little baby jacqueline in his arms, alicia at his elbow, cooing at the little bundle
  • jack has an arm around bitty and they’re both staring fondly at the newest addition to their little family when, all soft, jack says, “there are three of us now”
  • bitty smiles
  • poor bitty
  • jack looks directly into his dad’s eyes and says, deadpan “three mr jack’s dad’s”
  • bob has never been more proud of his son
  • bitty wants a divorce

can everyone take a moment to consider what it would be like if the avengers got pokemon go:

gaydrienagreste:

  • the day of its release, natasha disappears for a full week and comes back at level 16, with nine different rare pokemon. nobody asks what she did
  • clint uses the vents to track pokemon around the tower, and often jumps down into bedrooms at random moments to catch one. sometimes he loses signal, and you can hear him yelling in frustration through the air vents
  • tony programs the suit to alert him when there’s a pokemon nearby so he can fly there instantly, and he does the same for rhodey. after three days of this, the rest of the avengers confront them and accuse them of cheating. (”you’re supposed to walk, tony.” “shut it steve you’re just jealous that i got the snorlax before you.”)
  • steve catches onto the game lingo surprisingly quick, despite never hearing of pokemon before. he hatches the most eggs.
  • one time on a run, sam and steve saw a jigglypuff appear on their grids. that was the only time sam managed to run faster than steve.
  • the game won’t count pietro’s steps when he runs fast, so he’s taken to figuring out where the pokemon is and directing wanda and vision (and sometimes clint) to it.
  • all the electric-type pokemon show up near thor, so hes become the target of many phones pointing at him. he often thinks theyre taking pictures of him so he smiles, no matter what hes doing.
  • bruce has a small army of eevees, despite rarely leaving the lab
  • when bucky is taken to the tower, its after the game’s release, so he’s startled when everyone drops what theyre doing and grabs their phones when someone yells “SQUIRTLE.” he thinks its code for something and starts keeping a list of the different pokemon names he hears. it takes three weeks for someone to correct him.
  • during a debrief, everyone’s phones vibrates, including fury’s. they all stare at him while he catches a clefairy.
  • the real civil war: tony is team valor and steve is team mystic. the tower is a gym, so they constantly battle over it. one morning, everyone wakes up to find that the gym is now a team instinct gym, with a 3000 CP gyrados guarding it, owned by a player with a russian username. tony and steve stop fighting over the gym. 

cardamoms:

something i really like: poly-ish jackbittylardoshitty.  as in.  jack n bitty are together.  lardo n shitty are together.  the rest is a platonic-romantic mishmash that nobody bothers to decipher but lardo does, in fact, refer to them as “my three boyfriends, one gay, one bi, one straight” and shitty calls them “my respected and equal significant other who is an independent woman i owe my life and love to, my house-husband, and my sweet sexy hockey lover”

Pokemon Go Gothic

spaceacepearl:

  • You are surrounded by pidgeys and rattatas. Everywhere you go, this is all you see. Even when you are not playing, they are still there. When you dream, it is all you see.
  • A new Pokemon is only one paw print away, you walk one direction and this never changes. You go all directions for miles, and still the Pokemon is not there. You wonder if it ever was.
  • The gym is controlled by a different team than your own. You fight for your team, yet the color never changes. The more Pokemon you fight, the more there seem to be.
  • You look up and you are in a part of town you’ve never been. You don’t remember how you got there. How far from home have you gone? You are scared to find the answer.
  • The servers are down. You try to login, over and over, yet there is no luck. Have they always been down? After hours of trying, you wonder if you ever really played.
  • The egg only need .1 km to be hatched. You walk for what feels like days and yet still the egg has not hatched. You keep walking and walking, wandering around. When it finally hatches, it’s a pidgey.
  • You head to a pokestop, yet you are told it is too far away. No matter how close you get, it never seems to be enough.
  • You try to catch a new Pokemon. You throw pokeballs and yet they all seem to miss, no matter how close they get. You reach your last ball, and finally the Pokemon appears to be caught. It escapes and runs away.
  • Everywhere you go, it seems people are playing Pokemon Go. Has it always been this way? You meet others along your own journey and strangers feel more like old friends.
  • Your phone dies. Didn’t you just start playing? It was at full charge and yet it always dies. You bring an extra battery, yet it is dead too.

bedupolker:

Guess what I’ve been re-reading~

Ok so I’ve seen tons of fantastic super epic detailed PJO fanart, but I always thought that PJO would make an amazing goofy cartoon with self-conscious humor and crazy monsters of the week (and serious moments ofc) akin to Gravity Falls, Danny Phantom, etc. So character design doodles for that, I guess?

s/o for the crappy generic “ancient looking” font for existing

roachpatrol:

iztarshi:

Inspired by various tumblr posts.

Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetry alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.

Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.

You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.

That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?

You really want a human.

you know fantasy dragon soulbonding fic i want more of that where the humans are the dragons, like, we’re huge, we’re old, we’re scrappy as hell, and if you are small and cute enough we would be delighted to carry you around on our backÂ