welcome to night vale – what i do is not up to you

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THE CROSSOVER NOBODY ASKED FOR: WTNV + OMGCP

It is possible you will see hockey players at the ice rink. Do not approach them. Do not approach the ice rink.

Would you rather have a faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home? Or 1000 roaches?

Bitty: “Kent Parson. You don’t do anything except bring unacceptably dry scones to NHL meetings and take grammatically disastrous minutes on your shifts as meeting secretary. GET IT TOGETHER, KENT!”

Annie’s Coffee: Devour your own empty heart.

Ransom: “Angels are not real, and we are not allowed to know about their existence or hierarchical structure.”

Bitty, upon meeting Jack: “A new man came into the haus today. Who is he? What does he want from us? Why his perfect and beautiful cheekbones? Why his perfect and beautiful ass?”

“… And now, the weather.” *BEYONCE BLASTING THROUGH THE HAUS SPEAKERS*

(inspired partly by this post by @cardamoms but mostly by the insanity that is hiatus)