john is literally the straightest person in the world… i get wanting him to turn out not to be, but i mean, read this dialoglog and tell me john isnt every straight person youve ever met
(im karkat)
and then dave gives this entire long speech about heteronormativity and society and masculinity and gender roles and all john has to say is
and tell me this isnt the straightest thing youve ever read
im just saying…. this is pretty much textbook heterosexual behavior
what i do is not up to you 