fizzmouth:

Trk spoilers: ////

After a while (as all tragic things do) gansey and co. start finding ganseys death hilarious? It’s gansey that starts it – saying things like “well the third times the charm, Jane,” or “this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me including the two times i died.”

Ronan is the first to catch up never missing an opportunity to be a little shit so like Blue will be being difficult at gansey and Ronan will just be like “I mean damn maggot you’ve already killed the kid let him buy an air hockey table if he wants to”

Adam surprises them with a joke too he’s in the middle of college applications and essays and aglionby school work and he leans back and let’s out a heavy sigh and goes “this actually might be more stressful than watching blue murder gansey”

They all start doing it “the night gansey was killed-” “stop telling people I’m dead” “sometimes we can still hear his voice” or “this is worse than gansey dying that one time” “which time?”

And then finally finally one day blue gives in and says “Richard Campbell Gansey the iii, if you don’t knock it off I’m going to kill you again”

And gansey laughs so hard at this it starts as a gentle eye crinkling laugh that dissolves into literal giggles

Look, I fully recognise the futility of our agonised pleas on your plot-deciding capacities, but I have a desperate request: if you do kill gansey. which, who knows, you may not! write a silly au extract where he lives?? for us????? make it as OBVIOUSLY mocking our pain as you want. Just. Please. Give us something to use to pretend.

maggie-stiefvater:

Dear loria-in-eternity,

The only AU I can imagine is a Raven Cycle-Harry Potter AU where the raven gang have all somehow managed to grow up to adulthood and become professors or agitators at Hogwarts. Obviously Adam would be teaching Defense against the Dark Arts because it takes one to know one (smirks Ronan as gamekeeper) and he and Ronan would be the source of much hallway gossip because please and I know you’re all thinking that Gansey would be headmaster but you are mistaken as Blue would be the professor of Divination who has only ever had one vision and it is of a muggle named Gansey who has no magical powers but somehow nonetheless managed to defeat Voldemort in single combat while sitting in an Asda parking lot in his Triumph and driving goggles, without getting his khakis dirty. 

Clearly Dumbledore would not be dead in this scenario, merely sleeping, waiting for the gang to come find him so that they could all rise up against the Death Eaters, who in this AU are bored computer programmers from Leeds who are just looking for a bit of damn excitement on the weekends because is this really what anyone thought their twenties would look like?

tl;dr I’m a serious author what’s an au pretend this never happened

urs,

Stiefvater

aaronminyards:

things blue sargent has in her college dorm room freshman year:

  • a new paper tree forest on her wardrobe door. this one is made out of construction paper, magazines, and old newspapers, and it’s a specific kind of forest. there’s blue lilies falling from the top, past the sprawling trees and into the pond full of red-bellied fish below.
  • maura’s tarot deck. blue had tried to refuse the present, as she has no use for a tarot deck, but maura had said daughter in a tone that implied blue was breaking some kind of sacred emotional ritual, and blue had said mother in a way that said a hug and some burnt brownies probably would’ve done the trick but fine, thanks, okay, and then blue had tucked the deck into her bag and they’d both giggled at each other for getting misty-eyed.
  • on her desk, she’s got a collection of stones–some of them are calla’s, given back to blue. (it’s not like blue’s thoughts are still coming off of them, calla says. blue squeezes one tightly, thinking i love you; you’re my mom too; i love you i love you i love you, and leaves it in calla’s favorite purse.) 
  • in her desk drawer, blue has persphone’s dissertation. she stole it from her room before she left fox way. she hasn’t read it yet, but sometimes it makes her feel better, knowing that some new words of persphone’s she hasn’t heard yet are just a few feet away. she also has persphone’s favorite knitting needles, which blue is using to make a rather frumpy sweater in her down time.
  • nail polish from orla, in violent orange and neon blue and forest green. (orla also gave her a crash course on mixed drinks, the numbers of eight different siblings of orla’s friends who are attending her college, and the dress that blue has been trying to steal out of orla’s closet since orla outgrew it four years ago.)
  • a box full of letters from her boys. it’s adam that she writes on a weekly basis–he needs it most, she thinks, because ronan’s got matthew and noah, gansey’s got his family, and blue has hers. he writes back every time, usually matching her letters for length. 
  • a cardboard miniature of 300 fox way. blue didn’t see gansey set it down on her nightstand the day he helped her move in, but she notices it as soon as they’ve said their goodbyes and blue headed back to her room. the detail in it is what she would expect of gansey, and it warms her heart to see it–her home, her past, her family, recreated with love from the person she knows will be part of her future.
  • a ball of yarn that never seems to end, and manages to change colors and thickness to fit whatever blue wants to knit or crochet at the time. she hadn’t thought much of it when ronan tossed it at her as she packed her bags, but it’s proven to be endlessly delightful (and baffling, if you’re her roommate).
  • dozens and dozens and dozens of pictures, all taped to the wall above her bed. her and orla when they were little girls, tucked into a pillow fort and giving maura identical petulant get out looks. maura and a five-year-old blue both bundled up in thick jackets and chunky hats, cheeks red from the cold, beaming at the camera. maura, calla, and persphone flushed and laughing as they played their drunken guessing games. blue and cialina flipping off the camera in their nino’s aprons. gansey, looking into the distance like some hero posing for a sculpture. gansey, asleep on a textbook with his glasses half off of his face and his jaw slack. ronan petting chainsaw’s beak. ronan giving blue a piggyback ride when she sprained her ankle. noah’s face when he’d looked in his room and seen that they’d decked it out in 2005-era sk8r punk gear. adam scrunching up his nose at the presence of the camera. adam, ronan, gansey, and blue the day of aglionby’s graduation, all of them grinning at the camera, all of their arms looped around each other.

adamllynch:

helensgansey:

helensgansey:

the origin of the famous “manibus” hand cream is technically unknown and i don’t know which explanation i like better

did ronan fall asleep thinking, “fuck, parrish has bomb-ass beautiful hands and i cannot stand to see them looking anything other than healthy and moisturized” and end up dreaming adam some lotion?

or did he walk into bath & body works with his game face on and smell every lotion and try all the samples until he found something almost worthy of gracing the hands of adam parrish?

either way he’s a giant loser with a giant loser crush and i love him

#i’m trying very hard not to laugh at the idea of ronan in bath & body works with chainsaw on his shoulder #and several horrified sales girls #who watch chainsaw systematically destroy a loofah #as well as a pack of fifteen year old girls gawking at him from  a corner #as he casually sniffs all the lotions to find one that’s not offensively floral or overly sweet #and when ronan finally finds one he deems good enough for adam’s beautiful hands #he gathers chainsaw from where she’s attempting to knock over an entire display of shower gel #pays for the lotion and the destroyed loofah #and leaves as casually as he walked in (via ronanremembers)

after he gets home he just opens his laptop and turns on his webcam like 

“Hello everybody. This is going to be extremely explicit. So, if you don’t like swearing, um, or angry people from Virginia, then turn your mother effing camera off NOW. I just got back from Bath and Body Works …”