Peggy Carter descends from the skies in a ray of glory and light while angels and soldiers sing her name and she stops in between Tony and Steve and says, “No.”
Ah yes it’s that beautiful time of year once more. The bees are buzzing, the flowers are blooming, Steve Rogers’ face is on every single thing at the grocery store. What a time to be alive.
but can we consider that Rhodey does, in fact, outrank Steve Rogers?
now picture rhodey meeting steve and steve snapping a salute
that is all
and Rhodey would be totally serious about it until the second Steve walked out of the room and then he’d totally turn and look at Tony with crazy eyes and Tony would be like “JARVIS TOOK PICTURES FROM EVERY ANGLE YOU’RE WELCOME”
I prefer to think that Steve does this once and only once because as soon as it happens Rhodey is just like “I’m gonna need you to not do that, I had footie pajamas with you on them as a kid and it’s just too weird.”
There may be a kiss in Civil War. But I bet you can’t guess which characters it’s between.
what i do is not up to you 