im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations
Prompt: “Imagine your otp proposing repeatedly at different restaurants to get free food; and when the real proposal comes and they get free ice cream or something, person a is like ‘omg that was a really good one the whole speech was a nice touch where did you get this ring it looks so realistic omg’ and person b is just like ‘r u fucking kidding me’.”
“I’m a waiter at a lame chain restaurant and I overheard you and your friends scheming to get free dessert so I know for a fact that it is not your birthday and you, frankly, can blow me (oh no I didn’t mean literally) AU”, from that “imagine your otp” post that’s been going around again
(Speaking as someone who has worked in multiple restaurants including a Denny’s, this is highly inaccurate and I regret nothing)
what i do is not up to you 