Me: *Immediately gets attached to Uncle Monty*
Patrick Warburton: This character with which you’ve become infatuated is fucked, a word which here means “doomed beyond hope”, though it can also mean “recently engaged in intercourse.” However, Uncle Monty’s only lover is the study of Herpetology, an abstract concept that is difficult to achieve coitus with, and with Count Olaf on the loose, the usage of the word “fucked” lends itself much more easily to describing the untimely death that awaited him.
Me, teary-eyed: Fuck you, Kronk.
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A Series of Unfortunate Events – 2004 x 2017
my mom was talking about how she didn’t like a series of unfortunate events that much because it falls into the “adults are stupid” trope which she doesn’t think is realistic and i… really just don’t know how to explain to her that the point isn’t that adults are stupid, it’s that children don’t get listened to. some of the adults in the series are actually very smart, their problem is that even the good and decent adults in the series seem to staunchly refuse to believe the baudelaire children are just as smart as they are, or that they may know what they’re talking about, out of the sheer fact that the baudelaire children are children. it isn’t always a story of “adults are stupid, kids are smart, kids rule, adults suck,” it’s a story of “children are often mistreated or taken advantage of or at the very least condescended to, and don’t get their voices heard because adults don’t trust them enough to validate a child saying they are in an unfair or even abusive situation”
The real reasons to be afraid of the show blowing up on tumblr:
reason 1: ‘Olaf did nothing wrong, he’s a small misunderstood kitten!! uwu uwu’
reason 2: ‘don’t watch a series of unfortunate events…it’s really problematic because it depicted a Bad Thing Happening and the villain is Evil’
unfortunately, reason 2 has been around for years about the books, mostly perpetuated by someone named “lemony snicket”.
Netflix oh MY GOD
“The management regrets to inform you that the shampoo is not tear-free. If anything, it encourages tears.” – A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017- )