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zimmboners:

beekeeper bitty that runs a honey business and has a beehive in his backyard + his cute next door neighbor jack who is Terrified of bees despite being 6’4" and coaching hockey

Okay. So. Can I just combine this with my desire for Gardener!Jack?

Bitty’s a responsible urban beekeeper and keeps his hives positioned so they don’t fly out in pathways, and he has a lovely bee-pond set up so they don’t skulk around any swimming pools, and he even has courtesy fences set up so that neighbors don’t get unnecessarily nervous. I mean, most of his hives he keeps on rooftops throughout the city (a lot of coffeeshops and restaurants and nurseries are actually really cool about this, because they get great deals on fresh, unprocessed local honey–and Bitty’s honey-based desserts are to die for).

Yes, Bitty’s quite happy with Honey Pie Hives (his mother vetoed “Queen Bee-yoncé” and all related puns), he’s got great relationships with businesses throughout the town (even if his actual relationship status leaves something to be desired) and all seems to be going really well, until the new neighbor moves in.

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