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what even IS nico and will’s relationship in your head?????

ehlihr:

um lmfao get ready

– “hey nico can u cook 2night im really tired and i have a long shift” “ok sure” [proceeds to cook really really well, the best tortellini or smth] “nico what the fuck ive been making burnt ramen for the last six months.” “i thought it was cute idrc”

-“nico wake up” “i’ll wake up when im dead” “nico ple as e”

– “do these pants make my ass look good” “will youre not wearing pants” “exactly ;3” “how are you making that face what the fuck”

-“sometimes i think that if that werewolf bit u and u became a werewolf i would still like u but that would make me a furry” “will what the fuck”

-“im so sad obama’s leaving his presidency” “um lmfao who’s obama”

-“what are you eating will?” “my feelings” “christ”

-“god dammit” [gets decked] “do not take the lord’s name in vain” “nico what the fuck”

-“nico im sorry please speak to me in english again the italian is really intimidating and chiara wont translate”

-“wait you mean… benito mussolini is dead?” “yes” “thank fuck fascism sucked”

-“do u ever think about how cool going to space would be” “will ive been to hell i dont need to go anywhere that isnt the fucking surface of the earth”

-“will ur eyes are pretty” “[flustered] so is ur… freckle… right there…” “ok”

-“im gonna tickle you-!” “if u lay a hand anywhere near me i will break all the fingers from ur hand i promise”

-“i wish i was a tree” “why” “then i wouldnt have to listen to u talk about the femur bone so much” “wow okay i just thought it was interesting”

-“nico im gonna buy these light up sketchers” “dont” “nico im doing it” “please dont”

-“hey nico do you still like me” “ye” “no i mean do you like like me” “we’ve been dating for three years”

-“nico i baked u smth!! :D” “[crying] i… love it… its so [chokes] good…”

-“nico where have u been” “i saw a dratini on my radar and ive been trying to catch it” “youve been missing for three days”

nico-diangelato:

so how about one of these soulmate AUs where you get the person’s first name written somewhere on your body when you turn a certain age 

percy eventually has to get someone to read his out for him (because reading something written in the small of your back is hard enough without dyslexia) and then he just goes ‘oh that’s a pretty name’ and lets destiny take care of the rest

meanwhile annabeth is freaking out and trying to hack into national security systems because how the everloving fuck is she going to find someone called perseus

Scary Will Solace things you probably haven’t thought about

ynysafallon:

– Will Solace was the most accomplished battle medic during the Battle of Manhattan. His primary talent is medicine, which, as far as we know, is unique among his siblings, who tend toward music or archery. That said… Will Solace has seen a lot of people die. Painfully.

– Camp Half Blood went from forty (minus Ares cabin) campers at the beginning of the Battle of Manhattan to sixteen able-bodied campers by the end. Will Solace is 13 years old and the new head counselor of Apollo cabin, because everyone older or more experienced than him is dead.

– Being almost singularly responsible for keeping all your friends alive during and after a war is traumatizing, probably. PTSD is a given, particularly since the collective ability of the rest of camp to support Will’s medical efforts dropped as the body count climbed. The Battle of Manhattan lasted 2-3 days.

– Paolo lost both of his arms at some point. In real life, a double arm transplant takes nearly 13 hours and 16 surgeons to complete successfully. Will Solace replaced Paolo’s arms by himself. This probably isn’t the first time he’s replaced someone’s limbs. Or handled intestines. He also reattached Paolo’s sawed off leg.

– First year medical students go to a class called gross anatomy, which involves dissecting cadavers to become familiar with human anatomy. Magic or no magic, you know who else probably had to do this?

– Sometimes you have to re-break bones to set them correctly.

– Reminder that Will probably reserves nectar and ambrosia for people who are actively dying. So him resetting bones is totally a manual thing.

– Will Solace is a year round camper (he’s there in peacetime during January, and with Annabeth during the school-year search for Percy). Either his mother, singer Naomi Solace, is dead, or she doesn’t want to take care of him. We don’t know why.

– Will Solace and Nico Di Angelo let Octavian commit suicide. “Murder by consensus.”

– Post Battle of Camp Half-blood, Will Solace was working in the infirmary for 48 straight hours.

– Will Solace diagnoses people by touching them. He can tell if you have cancer. He can tell if you are having a silent heart attack or are being destroyed internally by parasites. When you die, he can feel your life leaching out of your body. He can feel the darkness in your hands.

hearthstoneblitz:

i’ve been thinking about our empty cup family (as one does), and i just:

  • everytime they sit down together for a meal magnus inevitably says ‘ah yes time for a family dinner’
  • whenever samirah gathers them together to talk about important things, magnus shows up and is like ‘i hope i’m not late for the family meeting’
  • and like, he was probably joking at first, but then everyone starts doing it.
  • blitz says ‘please put on this jacket i refuse to have any child of mine wearing a shirt like that’. hearth signs ‘can you fetch the kids’. samirah says ‘hey don’t talk shit about my brother i’ll kick your teeth in’. magnus says ‘sorry i can’t hang out i’m having breakfast with my family’.
  • even annabeth is like ‘go ask your parents’. 
  • aaaaahhhhhh!!