For a little bit of background: our party is staying at a tavern named the happy goblin, our rogue is not very mentally stable. When they need advice for anything, they turn to fortune cookies. For shots and giggles, the rogues player brought actual fortune cookies.
Rogue: *slides goblin tavern owner a fortune cookie as payment*
Rogues player: here this is for you *hands DM a cookie*
DM, grinning:okay this is what he does.. *sniffs the cookie, licks it a bit, then puts the whole thing, paper and all into his mouth and eats it.*
Our party was losing it, one part member screaming ‘cursed’
what i do is not up to you 