niklara literally just wants to read a book and talk about Mystra

mysticalmondfee:

jedi-spacewizard:

not-enough-dice:

smolredlesbian:

jadefrickingharley:

4ragon:

battlerobot:

probablyfunrpgideas:

queer-taako:

ohdebt:

nedsseveredhead:

explain your dnd characters backstory in the shittiest way possible

*sweet old-fashioned virginian lawyer voice* Damn it all I hate this town, all I wanted was a rug…..

Local country musician spreads the good news of necromancy

Elf is too squishy to be a wizard, they kick him out and he turns to the obvious career of prostitution. More wizards continue to make his life difficult.

shrek

*catches on fire* WHERES MY MOM YOU FUCKING BASTARDS

Nature cleric gnome who just wants to be left out of this nonsense, thank you very much. They just want to be with their plants.

The longest game of hide and seek ever

Accidentally joins cat circus, never regrets it.

A 12 oz can of whoop ass with an axe

2/3 of Elf’s (the elf’s name is elf) life was spent alone in the woods. When they’re not alone in the woods they’re with an annoying guy or pirates. Oh and they’re fine with getting stabbed. No hard feelings

this bitch just wants to read a book and talk about JESUS