That’s the face of a man that could turn his opponents hand into strawberry jam, but he’s not listening to that part even though it’s really convincing
That face says “Is that all you have, my good bitch?”
– peter being That Person in the group accommodation that the rest of the hall genuinely doesn’t believe exists. like that room at the end of the hall no one ever seems to enter or exit?? peter’s. he comes in through the window. the rest of the hall are sure they met him once at orientation but they haven’t seen him since
– but sometimes they hear weird bumps in the night and muffled cursing and the resident stoner swears he saw tony stark go in there but nobody believes him
– *peter gets in from patrol at 4am* *see’s planner* “ah shit I have a lecture at 8″
– peter lying in bed as his alarm goes off the next morning: is it worth it. is it. do i even really need a degree? i could be a stripper. I have an okay body. strippers don’t have to get up for 8am lectures. is it r e a l l y worth it –
– peter at a morning lecture, with three coffees and a pack of redbull and one pen missing a lid “this is fine”
– “did that dude just down a pack of redbull like he’s doing shots” “same”
– u know that really annoying person who misses like 80% of the lectures but still somehow manages to get the highest mark on the exam? peter is That Asshole
– *peter showing up 10 mins late, bags the size of texas under his eyes, wearing pajama bottoms and a t shirt advertising iced tea, shaking from a lack of sleep/caffeine binge* “is this advanced chemistry?” “ancient history” “close enough” *collapses onto nearest desk*
– peter going around the freshers fair and grabbing every free thing in sight: pens, tote bags, notebooks, t shirts advertising shitty energy drinks, shoving everything edible in his mouth bc he’s a poor kid and he knows You Don’t Turn Down Free Food
– “Karen, how long can I survive on pot noddles and discount pizza before I die?”
But can we talk about Magnus being so freaking insecure about his budding romance with Alec? So convinced that he’s a lot too handle and he needs to give Alec plenty of chances to opt out?
Like, yes, they’re at the bar to have a good time and get to know each other better, but Magnus is also testing Alec.
Showing Alec little pieces of him that he imagines could be a problem, seeing if Alec will react badly.
Like the pool trick. Notice how he’s watching Alec’s reaction to being hustled, to being challenged, and then asking twice if this is okay.
Magnus literally says afterwards that some people would be bothered by his competitiveness. Meaning he was watching out for that.
And then he uses that topic as an awkward segue to get into the topic of exes.
Why? Who does that on a first date?
“Previous partners” is next on Magnus’ list of things that could make Alec not want to date him, that’s why
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