I did one of these back in April, and I promised you guys I would do another one “soon”. Like Troye Sivan, my “soon” apparently meant “a long ass time”.
Oh well, I’m here again with some new good ass material.
A few notes from the compiler
Still don’t know if compiler is a word smh
The editing skills have not become any better during these five months oh well
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Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Brooklyn, an older-than-he-seemed Warlock lived in a fashionable loft apartment…
Magnus Bane angers the wrong warlock and ends up with more than he bargained for. Not only is he cursed to live out fairytales that risk his life in increasingly creative ways, he also has to find his One True Love within the year or face dire consequences.
Magnus doesn’t do relationships. Alec doesn’t do hook ups. Magnus needs a ‘proper’ date for a party, and who better to ask than Alec. Fake dating isn’t so hard, really. Unless your fake boyfriend’s brother finds out that you’re ‘dating’ just before you join them on a family trip. What starts off as a simple favor quickly turns into something a lot more permanent, and a lot more confusing. The return of Alec’s terrifying past doesn’t help much, either
Working for Magnus isn’t easy. Magnus is out of control and Alec has to yell more often than not to get him to listen to him. He hates everything formal because it means he has to watch his mouth. Most importantly, Magnus is an incorrigible flirt.
Which would be alright if Alec wasn’t utterly, irremediably, unfathomably in love with him.
Based on this prompt: “AU where Magnus is an Oscar winning actor and Alec, his PA, is in love with him.”
Maryse Lightwood is fierce, determinate and she is standing right in front of Magnus, on the threshold of his house, the scowl on her face announcing nothing good.
Magnus hasn’t seen her since the Oscars ceremony three days ago. To be fair, he hasn’t really seen anyone, too busy that he had been catching up on lost time with Alec.
Magnus thought he could be tranquil forever after winning an Oscar and finally confessing his feelings to Alec. Magnus was wrong.
Based on the short, cute, high pitched giggle sound Magnus made at the beginning of s1e7.
Magnus tries to hold back his laughter and ends up making a sound that Alec finds absolutely adorable. Now Alec will do everything in his power, including getting the team together to help him get Magnus to make that sound again. Even if he has to do it in the bedroom.
Alec finds a fluffy cat waiting for him on his couch and he takes it back to its owner, who happens to be too beautiful for words. Alec’s greeted by the glittery cat-eyed man, but Alec chokes. Literally. He chokes because, oh yeah, Alec forgot he’s deathly allergic to cats.’
Soulmate AU, where your eye color matches your soulmates shirt, which Magnus thinks is utterly ridiculous and downright finicky. Alec’s eyes have been the same blue for months now, but Magnus’s are still changing to match Alec’s shirt. (Not that Magnus would tell Alec that, of course)
To Alec Lightwood, family is the most important thing, above everything, including personal happiness. So when he proposed to Lydia, he wasn’t thinking of himself but the family name. Magnus Bane is a popular and successful wedding planner and when he’s hired to plan Alec’s wedding, he thinks this will just be another job.
They have to find out that sometimes the right thing to do is to follow your heart.
“I can’t watch you die again,” Alec blurts out. He rubs his hands against his knees, looks up at Magnus through his lashes. “I don’t want to do this anymore.”
a time loop threatens to confine Alec to a lifetime of losing Magnus.
“Yeah,” Alec sighed. “I love you too. I’m going to go to bed. Please don’t hurt Magnus, or send him creepy notes, or any of the other crazy things I can see you all planning.”
Alec and Magnus react to their first date, go on their second, and make some decisions about the future of their relationship
Alec has never spoken a word. He can’t. In a world where soulmates are connected by Soulmarks that show the first words the other will say to them, he wonders what this means for his soulmate.
When Magnus Bane bought the space for his dance studio, Pandemonium, he had no idea that the wall between it and the MMA Training Gym next door was so thin. Neither did he realize that a dispute over the loud music would lead to him becoming involved in the world of MMA and, more importantly, guide him to the man who would end up changing his life.
Detective Alec Lightwood likes his job. He likes the order of it, likes helping people, likes that he gets to work with Jace and that Izzy is always right downstairs in the morgue too. He’s wanted to be a cop ever since he was a kid, just like his parents before him, and now he’s living that dream. His life should be perfect.
There’s just one problem. Their precinct has just gotten a new forensic expert – Magnus Bane.
And honestly, he’s so cute that Alec’s kind of losing his mind.
Magnus spots a handsome stranger in the elevator of his apartment building – which wouldn’t be a big deal if said stranger didn’t turn out to be dating Magnus’s neighbor. In other words, his and Magnus’s paths end up crossing more than once, causing a friendship to slowly develop. Magnus should be complaining, but he’s not.
In a world where everyone is born with a red thread on his hand, tying him to his soulmate, Magnus Bane is born with a closed loop. He waits a long time to find the other end.
Alec’ clothes are somewhere laying around Magnus’ lair.
Alec and Magnus working as team.
Magnus and Alec together in a scene, alone…
We might get to see his cat eyes again?
Alec might get to see his cat eyes for the first time?
Sexual tension rising up in 3..2..1..
I’m dead and I won’t make it to 2017.
15. Magnus looks like he has been working out. 16. He looks like he has been working out shirtless. 17. Alec probably comes across a very shirtless Magnus. 18. Why did Alec drop the stele? Now we kinda know… 19. Picture all the stuttering anf blushing, oh my god. 20. Are those Alec’s clothes folded at the end of the couch? #cuteanddomestic 21. Okay but after the spell is finished are they gonna just stand there, perfectly hot and sweaty??? 22. Wine glasses everywhere, drink break? 23. Thank you Todd though you totally got in trouble.
There’s this horrible lack of Alec gently removing Magnus’ jewellery piece by piece in fics and that’s just not acceptable, I need some now.
ok my dashboard is dead i need to follow more folks and i want more omgcp fic, malec fic, avengers fic, and harry potter fic on my dash reblog if this describes yourself
Anyway Yk what I want to see in season 2? Now that we had the passionate, a little desperate “time is running from us” exposed to everyone kiss?
I want the slowest, sweetest, most romantic “we have all the time in the world” kiss. I want Magnus to lean in and kiss Alec once and very short and very sweet and so very very soft and pull back immediately, and then I want Alec with a hand on Magnus’ jaw to just lean back in and kiss him, slow and sugary-shy, the softest kiss for kissings sake, one that is not driven by “I have to do this” but by “I want to do nothing else but this”; Alecs hand fond on Magnus cheek with a thumb brushing gently along his jaw, and a simple moment of just. The sweetest kiss. Noses brushing, foreheads together, smiling against each other’s mouth on the pull-apart to lean in again, just one more time. Always just once more.
– ok so the lightwoods are kind of Horrible™ right so when alec comes out to them they’re like 100% in denial. nope, son, you’re just confused, you don’t know what you’re saying, you’ll meet a nice girl someday, the whole shebang. alec is MAD AS HELL
– so what is a boy to do but find a fake boyfriend? his bff jace just started dating this girl clary who’s got a friend who’s super bi (and also kinda cute????) who might help him out because they’ve been third-wheeling their friends for a while
– alec asks magnus to pretend to be his boyfriend in order to make his homophobic/mildly racist parents angry and magnus is 110% Here For This Content so that happens
– I’VE NEVER BEEN KISSED, ALEC SAYS. I GUESS WE’LL JUST HAVE TO PRACTICE KISSING TO MAKE IT REALISTIC, MAGNUS SAYS. things ensue
– ok so obviously they fall madly in love with each other but they’re both in deep denial because the other is obviously just doing it for The Act
– they both get progressively more jealous of each other bc alec confided in magnus that he used to have a Thing for jace and magnus said that he just got out of this really bad relationship with his ex camille and basically they’re both fucking idiots and think the other is into someone else????
– they get in a massive screaming match somewhere private about “if you’re into someone else just say so” or whatever and magnus says something like “i know this is all fake but i thought you cared about me, you know, deep down” and alec is just like
– and then they date properly for many years and get married and adopt two babies and i run screaming into the abyss crying because of these nerds
what i do is not up to you 
