“Do you know I’m 1500 years old? I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that, and every one of them would rather have killed me, but none of them succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive.
Thanos is just the latest in a long line of bastards and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance, fate wills it so.”
I think this might be my favorite scene from the movie.
I just realized Bucky has never seen aliens before this. He’s only ever dealt with super soldiers and impressive tech. So, you know he wakes up from his lovely cryo nap, they slap a new arm on him, and then they’re like “Here’s an actual god, aliens, and a talking raccoon that wants the arm we literally just gave you after the dude whose parents you killed blew off your last one” and his tired gay ass is just like
For all Bucky knows, talking goddamn raccoons are just a thing that’s around in 2018.
Last time he went out on a mission, he got rugby tackled by people dressed as spiders, cats and birds. Maybe this is just a really short dude in a raccoon costume.
The reason they killed Loki in the first ten minutes is because Loki absolutely would not have hesitated to kill Vision, or steal the time stone.
Avengers: Someone’s killed Dr. Strange and Vision!
Loki, admiring his new necklace and glowing yellow paperweight: Tragic
Wanda: if we destroyed the mind stone it would kill Vision D:
Loki, already stabbing him: oh no
Thor: Hey, didn’t Midgard have a wizard around here earlier? Loki, you remember the wizard, right?
Loki, currently garroting Dr. Strange with the time stone: I don’t recall
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
my favorite story about this avengers adopt spider-man fic i wrote: it suddenly started getting more attention one day and i figured hey, someone with some clout must have recc’d it, but then i went and watched infinity war and realized people were reading it to cope with their Suffering i didn’t mean for it to serve this purpose but apparently it does
what i do is not up to you 