philosopher’s stone: what a dick calls on harry just to humiliate and demoralize him tool bag number one 10/10
chamber of secrets: same ol’ same ol’ but points for making fun of gilderoy lockhart 6/10
prizoner of azkaban: wow fuck you snape tried to get remus fired 500/10
goblet of fire: i think harry was too busy fearing for his life to care too much about snape 5/10
order of the phoenix: bitch called lily mudbloog hell nope also the legilimency and the bullying dude you’re an adult get over it 510/10
half-blood prince: yikes 400/10
deathly hallows: i’ll give him a you tried star 8/10