ceescedasticity:

gayandloathinginlasvegas:

raidennyphee:

gayandloathinginlasvegas:

Soviet Russia is a Valid Troll Name

so is United States

that’s their Kismesis

…

Both of these two are obviously in DIRE need of moirails but no one can put up with them and they never listen anyway.

Me: Hello Dr. Professor Sir, I understand you are currently out of the country on a Very Important Research Trip but I have reached a stumbling block in my Big Official Paper for a Completely Legitimate Reason. I was hoping if you would maybe please possibly give me an Extension of Mercy on said Paper due to my Extenuating Circumstance, Academic Record, and Established Collegiate Relationship with you. Ever Your Obedient Servant, Firstname Lastname.

Professor: no prob. deuces, Brendan.