because no amount of gifs could do this scene justice
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Terry: Oh, also, she’s worried about her motorcycle sitting idle so she wants us to take it out once a day. Here.
Holt: I think you should do this. You’re more the biker type. I’ve seen you use a toothpick in public.
Terry: Motorcycles are death machines. I have three kids, I’m not risking it!
Holt: Are you saying my life matters less because I don’t conform to society’s heteronormative, child-centric ideals?
Terry: Are you really playing the gay card right now?!
Holt: Yaas, qween.
what i do is not up to you 