Snape: What…are you doing, Miss Lovegood?
Luna: I decided not to make this potion, Professor. It has bad energy.
Snape: You…what?
Luna: Bad energy. Bad. But I revitalized this flower for you from the ingredients and you can put it in your hair.
Snape: …..
Luna: I think it would look very nice on you. Keeps away the Wrackspurts, you know.
Snape: *awkward slides away*
20,000 words of Snape and Luna interacting through out her seven years at Hogwarts please
…and now I want to write an AU in which Snape secretly thinks of Luna as his favorite, most gifted student.
yes. Snape being both bewildered but respectful. because Luna doesn’t respond to disrespect
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Paul Thornley, Noma Dumezweni, and Cherrelle Skeete as Ron, Hermione, and Rose Granger-Weasley, stars of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (x)
Lily: Why is James all curled up in a ball in the middle of the common room?
Sirius: Oh Prongs? Yeah, he does that every year. It’s kinda cute, isn’t it? He’s like a little puppy.
Remus: Padfoot, I’m pretty sure he’s having a panic attack. I’ll go over and–
Sirius: Okay, Moony, I get it. You’re a prefect, you like fixing things. But James is a very delicate ecosystem. The Quidditch star, marauder, and genius all balance out to perfect straight-O’s. Mess with one part and you mess with everything. He’s the human equivalent of a coral reef.
Peter: Uh-oh. Someone’s trying to help him.
Sirius: *casting a charm to block the unsuspecting student*
Sirius: HE’S A CORAL REEF!
Remus: *sighs*
Remus: I’ll go apologize…
hp fancast: the next generation (click on pictures for names)
This is the best fake trio Instagram I’ve seen. Can it be real??
Reasons I think the HP fandom should talk about Viktor Krum more:
- He was an internationally famous Quidditch player but showed like zero signs of being a conceited ass about it.
- He was an internationally famous Quidditch player but was still in school, showing he probably still valued his education, plus he was a good enough wizard to be chosen as the Durmstrang champion by the goblet of fire.
- He was an internationally famous Quidditch player with lots of fangirls, but hung around the library for ages trying to work up the courage to ask Hermione Granger to the Yule Ball, and I think that’s adorable.
- He didn’t behave like an asshole dudebro when Hermione wasn’t interested in dating him.
- Hermione was also used as the person he would miss the most in the second task, and I think that says less about Hermione than the people around Viktor Krum. We know he had parents. We know he had teammates. But none of those relationships were apparently more healthy or comforting than this nice girl he had just met at Hogwarts, and that makes me sad.
- He had zero patience for Dark Arts and Dark wizards, even though he went to a school that emphasized both of those things.
- He stayed on good enough terms with Fleur that he was invited to her wedding.
- His problem solving method once included partially turning himself into a shark. A shark.
Have you ever thought about how Harry wasted a huge opportunity when he dropped the Resurrection Stone in the Forbidden Forest?
Okay just imagine if he had kept it.
He dies, comes back, defeats Voldemort…
Only now there are over one-hundred people who have died in just The Battle of Hogwarts alone. Not to mention all of those names that were read on the radio throughout the year. (And everyone else who died before then.)
So the Golden Trio gets this idea…
They quickly spread the word and pretty soon, Harry sets up a room in Hogwarts with nothing in it but a desk and a chair. He sits in the chair behind the desk and calls people into the room one at a time.
Harry insists that the Weasleys be the first to enter. And so George walks in, puffy-eyed but smiling, and asks Harry what the big secret is.
Harry then plops an ordinary pebble into George’s hand.
George is very confused until he hears his name being whispered from behind him. George turns and of course there’s Fred. And the two twins are able to properly say goodbye to one another.
Harry then allows the entire Weasley family to come in and they all huddle around Fred’s spirit and are able to say goodbye. And of course Mrs. Weasley drags Harry out from behind the desk and he joins the family hug.
Are you crying yet?
Because I am.
But let’s keep going.
Mrs. Weasley’s hand brushes against the stone and Fabian and Gideon appear to say goodbye to their sister.
After the Weasleys finally leave, Harry brings Dennis in so that he can say goodbye to Colin.
Harry then individually brings in the family member(s) of the unnamed one-hundred students who died during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry then brings in Luna so that she can say goodbye to her mother.
He brings in pretty much all of Hogwarts so that they can say goodbye to Cedric.
He brings in Aberforth so that he can say goodbye to Albus and Ariana.
He brings in those who want to say goodbye to Snape.
He brings in Kreacher so that he can say goodbye to Regulus.
He brings in the rest of the house-elves so that they can say goodbye to Dobby.
And when Harry is done letting everyone else say goodbye to their loved ones, he closes his hand around the stone.
The first one to appear is a beautiful white owl who flies over to Harry and allows herself to be affectionately petted.
Then of course the others appear, just as they did in the Forbidden Forest on that fateful night. Harry doesn’t talk to them for too long, he’s grown up a lot since the Mirror of Erised, but he is able to make peace with his loved ones’ sacrifices.
And even then, he still keeps the stone.
He doesn’t use it again. Not personally, anyway. In fact, he stores it in a dusty box on the mantel in his house. He doesn’t use it. But he doesn’t forget it, either. Because he needs it for one last task.
And when the boy with the turquoise hair is old enough to understand, Harry gently sits him down and places a stone in his hand.
And Teddy Lupin meets Remus and Nymphadora.
Okay I wasn’t crying til that last one
au in which it isn’t the weasley family walking up to the platform at the same time as harry but the malfoys
I’M SCREAMING, HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN YOU IMAGINE NARCISSA HELPING BBY HARRY ONTO THE PLATFORM AND DRACO APOLOGIZES FOR WHATEVER HE SAID AT THE ROBE SHOP THAT MADE HARRY UPSET BECAUSE HE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS AND LUCIUS IS ALREADY MUTTERING ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF DRACO BECOMING FRIENDS WITH HARRY AND NARCISSA SLAPS HIS SHOULDER AND TELLS HIM TO SHUT UP BECAUSE “LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE LUCIUS, DON’T CORRUPT THIS” AND THEY GET A SEAT ON THE TRAIN TOGETHER.
ALSO RON STILL ASKS TO JOIN THEIR CAR BECAUSE “EVERYWHERE ELSE IS FULL” AND DRACO STARTS TO SNEER BECAUSE HE CAN SMELL WEASLEY BUT HARRY IS LIKE “YEAH SURE COME ON IN” AND SO DRACO’S LIKE “OH” AND JUST UGHHHH.
Ok but Draco as part of the squad and another Slytherin student making a comment at Hermione during school. Draco impulsively telling them to shut up. Anything happening to the gang, Draco always chiming in “Wait till my father hears about this.”
I AM SO DOWN WITH THIS AU
this scene is a blessing
what i do is not up to you 