When Homestuck is over I want a full tally of how many times Karkat said Fuck throughout the entire comic.
or even better, a tally of the total amount of times “Fuck” has been used in all of homestuck, then find out what percentage of the total mentions of Fuck in homestuck is just Karkat.
Plz
I mean Dave actually curses more times than Karkat in total buT YEAH LETS TALLY IT ALL UP
so on the website readmspathere’s a full transcript of every word ever feature on homestuck and
2547
the word fuck or variations of it is featured 2547 times
if anyone’s willing to go through all of this they are welcome to do so
thats it you know what
i am currently counting every time someone says fuck and im gonna make statistics
wish me luck and courage
i just spent the last fucking 3 hours manually counting every single fuck there is in homestuck
john is literally the straightest person in the world… i get wanting him to turn out not to be, but i mean, read this dialoglog and tell me john isnt every straight person youve ever met
(im karkat)
and then dave gives this entire long speech about heteronormativity and society and masculinity and gender roles and all john has to say is
and tell me this isnt the straightest thing youve ever read
im just saying…. this is pretty much textbook heterosexual behavior
what i do is not up to you 