Hamilton: (yeah)
Hamilton: (yeah)
Hamilton: (droppin everything today)
Hamilton: (making it rain)
Hamilton: (precipitatin straight up mayhem)
Hamilton: (HELLS of weather patterns closing in)
Hamilton: (inanimate shit be slippin from my mitts)
Hamilton: (my digits cant commit to a legitimate grip)
Hamilton: (wait)
Hamilton: (nah ima start over)
Hamilton: (feel this flow out a lil more)
Hamilton: (about how im droppin things today)
Hamilton: (just left and right)
Hamilton: (things of all shapes sizes and dubious metaphorical merit)
Hamilton: (things aint even being held)
Hamilton: (by chumps who cant be assed to show up)
Hamilton: (droppin shit on yo BEHALF)
Hamilton: (you name it)
Hamilton: (ima let it go)
Hamilton: (drop it like a frivolous lawsuit)
Hamilton: (oh snap)
Hamilton: (get out of my courtroom bitch)
Hamilton: (WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY YO)
Imagine if Kanaya took an uncomfortable interest in the continuation of the human species as well.
She keeps guiding John and Roxy into bedrooms and then leaving them alone like oh don’t mind me Biologically Mature Humans I’ll just be in the other room. You two just get up to whatever you feel like. Don’t be alarmed if you hear romantic music, this speaker system is a little glitchy. Whoops, didn’t mean to drop all these rose petals. Isn’t it funny how things just happen like that?
The condom stash starts to mysteriously disappear.
Jane makes an offhand comment that she wouldn’t mind being a mother someday and wakes up to a package containing no less than 17 human baby onesies.
At one point Dirk has to sit a very distraught Kanaya down and explain to her that him and Jake aren’t going to be making babies anytime soon. It’s a very uncomfortable discussion full of terrible Dirkisms for sex and Jake’s face gets so red at one point he has to excuse himself.
eridan is an abusive, self absorbed white boy constantly hounding the girl he chose to Just Give Him A Chance all day every day 2k16.
so feferi accusing eridan of shit he isnt even doing
and eridan reassuring her that hes actually not going to push her (and being a little upset, but youre allowed to be upset when the girl youve been crushing on forever constantly reminds you that you have no chance with her)
is eridan being abusive, self absorbed, and hounding feferi
did people that say this shit actually read any of eridan’s logs or do y’all just go by the fandom’s interpretation of him? because he never harassed anybody after they rejected him, and the majority of the time his reaction was basically “of course they rejected me i’m horrible and i deserve it” and like. he talked to feferi after they broke up like what, once? twice? and neither time was he shown to try to push her into a relationship,the only time it was even mentioned was when what’s shown above happened
like the only thing he’s “hounding” feferi about is the fact that he’s done trying to be in a quadrant with her, which she apparently won’t accept
Eridan isn’t even white or human either he’s a troll.
Okay so I have to go do stuff but I’m gonna leave y’all with a story
I knew a kid in high school who was kind of a stoner/slacker type, right? We all know someone like this. And one day I mention Dave Strider in class and he looks up and goes “THE AUTHOR OF SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF???” and I go ??? and he just goes on this rave about how much he loves SBaHJ and how he checks for updates every week and I asked if he liked Homestuck and he didn’t know what Homestuck was.
what i do is not up to you 