The signs as DnD subclasses

momnar:

momnar:

Aries: Wizard, Necromancy 

Taurus: Ranger, Beast master 

Gemini: Sorcerer, Wild Surge 

Cancer: Cleric, War Domain 

Leo: Druid, Circle of the Moon 

Virgo: Paladin, Oath of Devotion 

Libra: Bard, College of Lore 

Scorpio: Rogue, Arcane Trickster 

Sagittarius: Monk, Way of the Open Fist 

Capricorn: Barbarian, Path of the Berserker 

Aquarius: Fighter, Eldritch Knight 

Pisces: Warlock, Old Ones

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

attackthellama:

gattakiriba:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

do u think any of the kids (especially jane) were ever sleeping in the new universe and then their eyes just shoot open like “…we fought and killed popular webcomic characters the midnight crew”

side question: do u think any of the humans recognized hussie in the dreambubbles as the author of Problem Sleuth and the Midnight Crew? obviously they didnt really know what his deal was or why he was there but do u think any  recognized him and just went “…anyway” because thats just kinda what you do after the 15th bizarre twist paradox space has thrown at you

i mean if the apocalypse really did start and i ran into Hussie i probably wouldnt think twice about it either tbh

tbh i didn’t really consider that but you’re right i think i’d be more surprised if he wasn’t involved somehow

My favorite part of Homestuck is how ridiculous everything sounds out of context.

dabesbigadvenchers:

talkativetiad:

momoparfait:

mematodium:

draygonphantoon:

monderomain:

EB: also, this is not a magic car, it is an ordinary car.  i found it in my dad’s wallet.

EB: But. It’s Bill Cosby. He’s back. In laptop form.

TT: John, watch out, I’m throwing a bathtub through your wall.

DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks

An old man has much to do before he returns to Earth, dies, gets stuffed
by his adopted-yet-biological daughter-slash-grand-daughter, and stuck
in front of a fireplace.

Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.

short callout posts for the kids

miss-serket:

John Egbert

Beat up an 11 year old for drawing bad yaoi of his friends.

Rose Lalonde

She told her friend to go find a treasure that was actually a bomb.

Dave Strider

Took him like 3 years to listen to his sister’s predictions about how gay he is.

Jade Harley

She’s a furry.

Jane Crocker

She said she was gonna turn the Crockercorp logo back into a spoon but she made it a spork. Whats the truth?

Roxy Lalonde 

Has done no wrong.

Dirk Strider

Anime isn’t real you idiot.

Jake English

Booty shorts with a tuxedo.