alexander hamilton: you’ve only listened to trailers and promos
my shot: you tried to listen to the entire soundtrack but got distracted; that one song was totally cool, though
the schuyler sisters: you watched that one genderswap version in #ham4ham and can’t forget it, ever
you’ll be back: you really enjoy britpop, perhaps too much for any one human being
right-hand man: you’re a revolutionary war nerd who always loved george washington
satisfied: you have good taste
wait for it: you have a pulse
guns and ships: you really love and admire daveed diggs, as we all should
history has its eyes on you: are you sure you don’t just want to bone george washington
the battle of yorktown: you fantasize about getting to say “fuck” on national television, like hercules mulligan
dear theodosia: you like to cry about parents and children
nonstop: you’re known for being able to keep up with a million things happening at once
say no to this: listen, you can find the porn in aisle 3
the room where it happens: your favorite Disney song is “Be Prepared”
one last time: you like to cry about george washington, or possibly just sad dads in general
hurricane: you enjoy wordplay and/or manpain
burn: you don’t enjoy manpain at all, but you do enjoy philippa soo
it’s quiet uptown: what the fuck, are you even human, are you literally made of tears
the world was wide enough: you think leslie odom jr should have gotten TWO tonys for best actor