someone: do you watch game of thrones?
me: not for years, but I have an exquisitely plotted story in my head about how Sansa Stark serves as lady of winterfell and falls in love with another northern lady but she doesn’t realize it’s Love Love because she’s just like “what very good friends we are :)” and the other woman is really good at resource management and where to put latrines so people don’t get sick, and they work together and are best friends and maybe more?? Yes, more. It’s a fifteen episode miniseries about rebuilding after war, peacetime governance, and gentle gay love, sexuality, and trust. I have the camera angles all planned out. Arya is there, and she has twelve direwolves puppies that cause mischief. At some point, the whole north is like “There Must Always Be A Stark In Winterfell And It’s Fine If She’s A Lesbian”
someone: can you pass the salt?
me: Episode Three starts with Sansa standing by her window, watching a pack of giggling small children have a snowball fight. She looks cold, austere. She watches Arya fucking pile-drive a six year old into a snow bank. Sansa’s lip quirks. She is Healing. The plot of this episode is dealing with mice in the grain supplies. Sophie Turner is nominated for seven emmys in one season.
Tag: game of thrones
Arya vs Brienne Lightsaber Duel by
Holy shit
the GLASSES
all the edgy fan theories were like “the starks are gonna turn on each other over who gets to rule the north” but its like they’re playing hot potato with it honestly
sansa: bran you’re the rightful heir of winterfell
bran: i dont know. i cant perceive time in a linear fashion suddenly
lyanna: his name is aegon targaryen
ned: fuck. the fuck. you want me to hide this kid whose entire family got murdered in a bloody rebellion and you’re naming him the most Extra name you could possibly give him. you better hope silver hair is recessive because what the fuck am i gonna do with my kids like this brunet is mine his name is rob and this silver-haired fuck is goddamn AEGON, that’s not suspicious at all.
lyanna:
ned: i’m renaming him the westeros equivalent of john smith
Arya: *enters Sansa’s room*
Sansa: *doesn’t look up from writing a letter* Arya you’d better not have his face on
Arya:
Sansa:
Arya:
Sansa:
Arya: Hurr durr durr I’m Petyr Baelish
Sansa: Too soon
Please, we didn’t get the shot of Tyrion discovering how Sansa fed Ramsey to his dogs, now can we have his reaction of her being smarter than Littlefinger and killing him?
Also I need them to be the queen and king of sass in the last season.
lyanna: his name is aegon targaryen
ned: fuck. the fuck. you want me to hide this kid whose entire family got murdered in a bloody rebellion and you’re naming him the most Extra name you could possibly give him. you better hope silver hair is recessive because what the fuck am i gonna do with my kids like this brunet is mine his name is rob and this silver-haired fuck is goddamn AEGON, that’s not suspicious at all.
lyanna:
ned: i’m renaming him the westeros equivalent of john smith
Ok that episode had a lot going on, but can we talk about Brienne and the Hound acting like an amicably divorced mom and dad co-parenting Arya, their Murder Baby
what i do is not up to you 