you know what, how about a masterpost of my completed DC fics because whynot
- the one where martha kent has a shotgun and knows how to use it
- the one where everyone goes to smallville for christmas
- the one about bruce wayne trolling twitter
- the one where superman gets a new costume from the guy who’s been drawing his dick #weedhorse69
- the one where bruce wayne is a cantankerous party grandpa
- the one where someone gave batman a toddler
- the one with catwoman as a reverse archaeologist
- the one where catwoman is an art critic and makes batman reinstall snapchat
- the one where batman and catwoman have sex
- the one where lois lane gets drunk
- the one where clark kent saves lois lane by pretending they fucked
- the one with lois lane giving a dubiously consensual hj
- the one where bruce wayne saves women from creeps at parties
- the one with bruce wayne heavily dissociating during sex and it’s actually kind of distressing tbh
- the one where superman cuddles his girlfriend and saves the night
- the one with batman and a duckling
- the one about gothamblr
- the one with the justice league road trip
- the one where batman does ballet
- the one where bruce wayne is a columbo fanboy
- the one where wonder woman and superman and batman are all trying to masturbate and things get weird
- the one with batman and harley quinn grocery shopping
- the one where nightwing doesn’t need to be saved from his own dick
- the one with batman meeting superman for the first time and also lois lane bangs a billionaire and she’s pretty smug about it
- wonder woman and catwoman bang in batman’s bed because he’s busy brooding or whatever it is he does
- batman’s sadness spreadsheet
- batquinn sex pollen fic that turned out cute somehow
- laurel lance had a one night stand with bruce wayne and now she’s a superhero and it’s awk
- selina kyle spends all day in bed, batman pets cats
- poison ivy and harley quinn break into bruce wayne’s office
- batman needs wonder woman’s help breaking a terrible curse that turns him into a savage beast
- someone is making a batman show and batman has opinions
- superman doesn’t want to misgender a crow
- the league gossips about black canary’s new hairdo
- tim drake’s social media featuring bruce wayne getting banned from walmart
Unpretty is a blessing upon this earth, also an excellent writer.
Tag: fic rec
Tony may not be the most self-aware guy in the world, but there are a few things he knows:
- Iron Man and Tony Stark are one and the same,
- he’d make a terrible father,
- and his teammates don’t trust him.
So naturally, he’s the only man left standing when Loki ages them all back to toddlers.
This is going to go well.
26k gen MCU Tony-centric de-aged!avengers fic featuring Rhodey and Pepper. Rated T for violence and swearing. Final chapter will be posted 10/9.
the final chapter is up!
what i do is not up to you 