I don’t even care what anyone says ok Han Solo is a DOOMED man ok his ass is so far gone he meets Leia and the poor guy doesn’t even know what hit him one second he’s going about his mercenary smuggler business with Chewie and next thing he knows he’s off running cargo and missions for the rebellion that he supposedly didn’t even believe in and he’s like nervously sweating the whole damn time trying to convince himself that Leia Organa hasn’t completely WRECKED HIS ASS but she 100% has and everyone knows it except for her legit people just snicker behind their hands watching Han Solo alternatively bicker with her and grumble obscenities under his breath and watch her walk away from him like a lovesick puppy and literally the entire freaking base knows that Han Solo would do ANYTHING for the princess like GEE SOLO SIGNED ON FOR ANOTHER PERILOUS MISSION HMMM WONDER WHY DEFINITELY NOT TO MAKE SURE NOTHING HAPPENS TO LEIA OH NO COULDN’T BE THAT MUST BE THE “”“”“"MONEY”“”“” YEAH OK
Like poor bb is walking around with “I’m in love with Princess Leia Organa” essentially tattooed on his forehead while simultaneously shouting to anyone who’ll listen that he’s not in love with her
Han: The princess???? What a… high maintenance… stuck-up… naive… idealistic… condescending… UGH and the way she just… I do NOT like her NO WAY DEFINITELY NOT she’s too… WE FIGHT ALL THE TIME DIDN’T YOU NOTICE… her braids are DUMB they’re not cute at ALL ok she’s so SHORT too and… and… infuriating woman argues about EVERYTHING she’s so
Rebel: Yeah so Leia twisted her ankle and–
Han: ???!!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sweats* *panics* she twisted??????? her tiny????? royal?????? ankle??????? What sonofabitch… who let her WALK in the first place if I was there I would have told her NOT to do risky things like WALKING that stubborn!!!!! that hardheaded!!! Put herself AT RISK that’s what she did DOES SHE NEED ICE?? SHOULD I CARRY HER TO THE MED CENTER?! I’LL BET SHE’S STILL //MARCHING// ON IT THE NERVE OF HER doesn’t know when to quit
what i do is not up to you 