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“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”
You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask
tuck in baby
“knives are friends, no not food, knife knife knife knife knife….. oh, hey Mr. Sampson.”
Listen up tiny dick and Aeropostale bitch
@mun-clauds We have a ton
Cold b r e a s
I can’t believe it’s not butter
Your spellingNO
😉
Daveed it my kink. ( @intoleranttoast said that.)
Daddy madison
To the fullest extent @pheonix-sketches @bbwhoyouarebb
shrognil @attic-confined
@ahoovdaking DAT’S ILLEEEEGALLLLLLL
@youniquee Australian Translator
@ahoovdaking quality eating sounds
@youniquee Is death cool?
I don’t have butt cheek hair like Elvis Presley
France in a dress
(( OH SHIT ITS TUESDAY
Drew Valencia
Welcome to our club *slaps thighs*
Have you ever humped a table
Sweden is gay ))
(( dont question my life ))// Don’t lick the boat
I have to lick the boat
How’s he gonna get a job without any pants?
//Your tail!
What?
It looks like a penis!
//Here comes the Queer Queen (me)
//Russians are purple and the Finnish are pink.
Yall want some VITAMIN C?!?
or TEJJJJJJJJAAAASSSSS
or The true chemical name of Titin.
Hi, my name’s Stacy. Welcome to stick! Are you CHHHHHHHH?? @that-thing-with-the-stuff @kookookachoot
@pinkwednesdays @kookookachoot I WORK FOR NASA
@moistrigatonipie B O C K S// at least i’m not a fucking furry
@xiuroko the baguette is in the oven
@reitheflaxseed the dEATH of a bACHELORR// i’m nOOOOOOOT OooooOOOOKAAAYYYY
@taghashromer continuity errors// are you sure? better check.
@elvanimar @-iloy- @skeletorific bode pooh and the one hundred acre wood
@elvanimar thAT FUCKIGN CLAM IARWUEFHJSKDNM@elvanimar the no swearing face
@elvanimar @skeletorific the divorce and our family
@elvanimar THE BUCKET, Bob