hamilton act 1: hey everybody! are you ready for a fun, upbeat hip-hop musical about a non-stop immigrant with romance, comedy, and fun?
audience: yes!
hamilton act 2: hey FUCKERS. are you ready for some gritty, angst filled sadness and despair? not to mention a torrid affair, heartbreak, and DEATH?
audience: ...no?
hamilton act 2: too fucking bad