audiaphilios:

holsomhockey:

au where bitty thirst follows jack on twitter but can’t understand any of his tweets from sight alone because they’re in french

Jack is just this gorgeous French Canadian hockey god who apparently has a twitter because his sponsors, god bless ‘em quite sincerely, require that he puts in some brand representation on social media. His sponsors are Under Armor, a fitness machine company, and some protein powder company, which means most of the photos on Jack’s twitter are of him wearing tight clothes, working out, or standing in a kitchen. Failing those, he’s on the ice.

Bitty has ascended.

Of course, these are occasionally interspersed with the most amazing softbro aesthetic shots that this guy apparently just…takes…around town? While traveling? Bitty can occasionally recognize city names, but Google Translate is useless for most of this stuff, and he is not sure he even cares. This boy…this boy!

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