shitty is protective of his friends and has a very strongly developed sense of right and wrong. he also has a tendency to be overbearing, and doesn’t always know where to stop.
I’m picturing shitty in the dean of students office approximately 35249875x a week.
ransom’s anxiety is hitting never-before-seen levels, and it might be helpful to have a quiz moved? shitty’s on it.
holster’s econ prof didn’t include religious observance in her list of excused absences, and yom kippur falls on a wednesday this year? shitty’s out the door before holster’s finished his sentence.
dex’s lab ta keeps misgendering him, even though he got his name changed in the samwell system? you guessed it. shitty’s waiting outside the dean of students office first thing the next morning, wildly lecturing the unsuspecting passersby on the importance of administrators being available to deal with students’ concerns.
wicks, on crutches after deciding to figure skate, despite being in hockey skates and lacking any physical grace, mentions that he had a hard time with the stairs outside one of the academic buildings? SHITTY IT’S FINE. NO IT’s nooooootttttt…shitty yells, volume quickly decreasing as he sprints toward lake quad.
I love this, but also:
The year after Shitty’s graduation, the dean of students feels guiltily relieved because that dude with the moustache won’t be hassling her on behalf of the men’s hockey team any more.
Then she walks out of her office to be faced with the wide, toothsome smile of Chris “Chowder” Chow, wearing a suspiciously familiar floral snapback with a Sharks badge pinned to it.
“Hello, Dean Winters, I need to talk to you about street harassment and the lacrosse team.”
what i do is not up to you 