The Avengers series ends with a fade to black and then the sound of paper rustling. We see a marbled notebook covered in hello kitty stickers. On the front, it reads DP’S SICK AVENGERS FIC VOL 5.
Deadpool is reading dramatically from it, reciting the events of the last few minutes, including bad sound effects. He closes the notebook and raises his mask eyebrows expectantly.
Across from him sits Tony Stark. Behind him we can see the wreckage from the battle of New York from the first Avengers. He looks blankly stunned until he starts blinking a lot.
“Yeah,” Tony says slowly, “no, you definitely can’t be an Avenger.”
Deadpool deflates, disappointed, but not for long. He perks up. “While I have you here, let me run this coffee shop au by you real fast-“
I’m already disappointed by however Marvel will crossover with Deadpool, because I know it won’t be as good as this
This is how my GBBO Superhero Charity Bake-off fic ended up being rated M.
It’s all Deadpool’s fault.
Tag: CANON
Shuri, being completely sincere for once in her life: I’m a lesbian.
T’challa, thinking he’s finally in on the joke after watching one (1) vine compilation: I thought you were American?
Shuri, sobbing: I love you so fuckinf much but I was serious.
what shuri did not do:
delete the footage of t’challa getting thrown across the lab
what shuri did do:
set the footage of t’challa getting thrown across the lab to “mmm whatcha say” and post the video to the dora milaje groupchat
what i do is not up to you 