watching smallville is masochistic because i know i Know lex luthor is the bad guy but here i am like an IDIOT in fucking LOVE WITH HIM because i have a fucking PROBLEM and they also WOOBIFY HIM SO MUCH I AM DYING SOMEDAY HE IS GOING TO TRY AND KILL CLARK, MY SON, AND I AM GOING TO DIE™

me @ every fucking male superhero ever: just…. just fucking TELL THE GIRL. tell her you’re a superhero. quit this man-angst bullshit and show the girl you love that you can run really fast or kick ass or shoot lasers out your eyes or whatever just fucking TELL HER