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xxkatielynn:

Everyone loves the trophy husband Jack, famous chef Bitty. And I am 110% behind that, but consider this.

Master Chef Junior, Judge Bitty. 

Bitty just, loving ever kid. so. much. but having a soft spot for the teeny tiny baker. The kids, being completely terrified when they have to make a pie – (”it’s Chef Bittle’s specialty and I’m 9 OMG) and Bitty just being so, so encouraging and telling them how beautiful their pies are.

Then a team challenge comes up, where suddenly the restaurant is filled with hungry NHL players, and the kids have to cook perfect, nutritional meals that fit with strict diet plans; while competing with each other. And Jack had wormed his way into the kitchen to tell the kids about the challenge, and everyone is expecting him to like, barely smile and tell the kids “lots of protein”. But that’s not what happens, because Jack might give the most awkward sound bites ever to reporters but these are kids and Jack loves kids. He also knows how to talk to foodies.

So he gives this speech to the kids, before they start the challenge. Tells them, to work together as a team, and be creative – they’re not as restricted as they think but that the team is super picky about pie so they might wanna try something different for dessert.

Then they try to get him to leave and he doesn’t want to?? They try to film him leaving, do the walk by the tables and giving high fives, but some of the kids have questions, and he stops to answer them. So eventually Bitty has to walk over and be like ‘honey no, the kids have work to do. You can play with them after dinner.” (spoiler alert: he does.)

OH MY LORD Y’ALL 

Bitty = Gordon Ramsay.

Like he will be an absolute passive-aggressive terror to adult chefs who should know what they’re doing but are still being ignorant or rude or something, and so he’ll build up this kind of infamous reputation. 

BUT THEN when the sweet little kiddos come along, he is 120000% supportive of them and all the kiddos love him oml.

Also yes of course Dad Zimmermann would adopt every child that came on the show I’m alive.