broken-teen-poet:

ladyaudentium:

satansoulsitri:

dannrache:

satansoulsitri:

Tom Holland’s Peter Parker would have been able to pick up Mjolnir

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

He can’t and doesn’t want to kill so he still can’t pick up mjolnir, he too pure and innocent for this.

Get your disgusting wrong ass opinion off of my post

And if you seriously think killing is what makes you worthy, theres no saving you

I take this and raise you one: he wouldn’t be able to pick up the hammer. NOT because he’s unworthy, the actual weight of the hammer itself is too heavy for him.

Instead, it’s sitting on a table as some point and he knocks it over by and as he devolves into a mess of apologies to try and pick it up. Thor just stands there watching like “wtf”

It got better

edg3ydaddies:

emysabath:

thorinobsessed:

wombatking:

thorkyrie:

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”

Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”

Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War

Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big – almost every country in the world was involved.”

Thor: *nodding* “Right.”

Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight.  We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.”

Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along”

Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.”

Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight”

Steve:  “So now we’re not friends anymore.”

Thor: “… you lost me.”