tbh can i get 2034905 fics where steve develops a crush on ~ mr. stark ~ from the first moment he meets tony and spends all his time mooning over him to his bffl iron man
someone: i viscerally hate and cannot support tony stark because he’s a straight white american cis male in a position of power and privilege whose (albeit well-meaning) arrogance and poor judgement have frequently resulted in massive damages and deaths and who has faced no concrete legal repercussions for his actions
me: ok that’s fair and all entirely valid
someone: which is why I love and support steve rogers instead
me: …..,………………..,,…..,,,,,.I h aV e,,,,,,so m E b a D N E W S
d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?
tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face
meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes
Natasha steals it by saying “Immigrants need to go back home they’re stealing jobs.” Steve rants from sun up to sun down. Natasha livestreams it for charity.
It’s either that or he just stares at her for like an hour before saying ‘you’re RUSSIAN’
I just realized……Hydra knew super-soldiers could survive despite being cryogenically frozen, because they did it to the Winter Soldier.
So they knew for certain that Captain America was alive after he crashed the plane in the Arctic.
I find the timing of Cap’s find very suspicious.
I personally believe Obadiah Stane was somewhat affiliated with Hydra (and had them send the Winter Soldier to have Howard killed). And he could easily influence where Howard searched for Steve and the plane.
I believe that Obadiah misdirected Howard intentionally whenever it looled like he was close, bc Hydra didn’t want Captain America back.
It was only when Obadiah died that SHIELD found Cap.
Can we just just talk about the fact that captain america civil war has all the ingredients that a stevetony fic has.
1) Pepper & Tony are broken up/on a break
2) That’s revealed when Steve asks Tony about Pepper
3) Miscommunication evERY OTHER FUCKIG LINE
4) Tony adopting Peter AKA makings of Superfamily
5) Howard as an undertone angst plot device
Add more if you feel like but JUST LOOK AT THIS I C A N N O T BELI E VE