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hey chapter 2 of sometimes a family is nine unrelated superheroes and an adopted teenage boy is up, check it out!
sometimes a family is nine unrelated superheroes and an adopted teenage boy – Chapter 1 – shrill_fangirl_screaming – Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
The prologue to my new fic for @toedameron (general_lelia on the AO3) is up! If you’re interested in the Avengers adopting Peter Parker with a side of secret identity shenanigans, check it out! I’ll be updating it every evening for the next week or so- stay tuned!
None of you can convince me that while they were all packed into that little car, Bucky didn’t at some point ask them “so what’s the deal with the cat guy? Is there a story there or does he just really love cats?” and Sam just throws his arms up like FUCKING THANK YOU
except he doesn’t throw his arms up very far because vw bug
He smacks them on the roof of the car and spends the rest of the ride grumbling about how this is all Bucky’s fault
Bucky is all “gee I’m SO sorry, hurting your arms must SUCK”
Sam: The only reason you’re of any use here is because of your arm so why don’t you just-
Steve: DAMMIT I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND
an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object
I got really sick this afternoon, could i maybe have something with Tony Stark being sick, and trying to hide it? And someone takes care of him?
i’m sorry you don’t feel well! i hope this helps ❤
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Tony pulls on
Rhodey’s air force hoodie when he crawls out of bed at eleven.He’s grateful it’s
Saturday because that means he doesn’t have to try and piss Pepper
off in a sentence or less so she doesn’t realize he’s sick.Miserably, horribly
sick.His chest aches and
his lungs feel like they’re filled with wet cotton and his head is
throbbing—he’s had hangovers that felt better than this.At the bedroom door,
he pauses a minute to put his head against the wood and moan to
himself, “Ughhh, whyyy.”
Black Panther Teaser Trailer [HD]
Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because it’s the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows it’s his blog. It gets really popular because people think it’s a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like “this is some quality garbage right here” and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.
Bucky posts things like
“What is wrong with bananas. I ate a banana today and it was Wrong. America why”
“Every time I put on my eye makeup it gets bigger. My whole face is eyeliner now.”
“Why does friendship feel so much like punching”
“When I wake up in the middle of the night I am either thinking ‘who am I? does my life have meaning?’ or “did I already eat all of the plums?’”
“Why are you so grumpy” they ask me. they do not realize this is just my Face.”
“I know i said i would give my left arm for a cup of coffee but i am more awake now and i would like my arm back please”
“I guess I must have done something horrible in a past life. I mean. I definitely did something horrible in this life, so. “
OMG I LOVEEEE
YEEESSSSSSS!
“Guy in front of me won’t move his car seat up. I think that might still be upset about all those times I tried to kill him.”
“Got lectured by a guy who had been complaining about how things were Back In The Day. I don’t understand why he got upset. I too lived through the Great Depression and was drafted for the War.”
“The economy in this century sucks. Who exactly though another Stock Market crash was a good idea?”
“Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them. On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.”
“‘If you don’t behave we’ll send (mutual) after you.’ Jokes on them. I’m the one who trained them to be an assassin in the first place.”
“Tried to buy a Chicken Dinner candy bar at the supermarket today. Turns out they were discontinued 54 years ago. Super bummed.”
“Wait. People were on the moon?! We got into space? There is a way off of this rock?! Why am I only just hearing about this?!”
“’Have you been living under a rock the past 50 years?’ No I was cryogenically frozen for 70. I don’t appreciate your tone young man.”
“My friend likes convincing people that I’m the Reckless one in our friendship. As if he won’t find an alley behind a bar to pick a fight in if I take my eyes off him for two seconds.”
“Why would i want to get a haircut when instead I can look like i just returned from a 12 year jaunt in the wilderness every time i grow a beard”
“was having a hard time finding noodles in the grocery store & asked a clerk for help. she looked at me like a crazy person. lady, it’s not my fault you don’t speak russian”
“what kind of idiot thinks dancers are sissies? literally every ballerina i have ever met could kill an adult man with just her legs”
“today i discovered Conditioner. the future is a miracle and my hair like a cloud now”
“apparently just jumping on to a moving bus when you are running late is not a thing people do anymore. please stop yelling at me.”
“went to a club last night to see what the hip kids were into. apparently the latest thing is just having sex standing up with your clothes on in a room full of people.”
“on the one hand, people dressed much nicer in the 40s. on the other hand, yoga pants.”
“rode in a car with heated seats today. it is my house now. i live here.”
“i have acquired a small bear. i am putting a collar and leash on him. he is my dog. no one tell animal control”
“i am working on this whole Good Guy thing but anyone who cuts me in line at starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out okay”
“why did they have to make escalators so terrifying to get on and off of? from now on I’m just jumping off the mall balconies. none of this awful moving teeth staircase”
“i don’t care if it’s a ‘priceless historical artifact,’ punk, i didn’t wanna do the dishes and it makes a pretty good spaghetti bowl”
“hoodie pockets are so great. i can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm”
“i really though we would have flying cars by now. the future is such a letdown.”
“changed sam’s ringtone to jesus take the wheel.”
“do you know that feeling when you go to lean on your short friend’s conveniently arm-rest-height shoulder but you forget they had a huge growth spurt and you just awkwardly lean your elbow into the middle of their bicep”
“i swear i didn’t know your girlfriend was coming over. i always ominously clean my assault weapons on the coffee table like that. it had nothing to do with you.”
Avengers tumblr fandom circa 2012
Don’t judge, but I’ve been thinking back fondly a lot lately about the epic bounty of old memes and trends we had back in the day. A guide for those followers of mine who weren’t around yet, or a Throwback Friday for those of you who were, remember:
- The Avengers gag reel
- “COULSOOOOON NAAAAAUUUUUUUU”
- Assvengers
- Seriously the equal-opportunities fanservice and fixation on butts was a thing to behold
- “Caw caw motherfucker”
- Okay there were a lot of Hawkeye-bird jokes (this was before we met Sam Wilson) but that was probably the biggest one
- Renner Stretches
- The Hawkeye Initiative
- “That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always angry.”
- Thor loves Pop Tarts
- “This _____, I like it! ANOTHER!”
- SCIENCE BROS
- Major ships: Stony, Clintasha, Thorki (aka Thunderfrost which, lbr, is the arguably the most badass ship name ever), Frostiron, Capsicoul
- Also a LOT of people shipped Coulson and Hawkeye even though I don’t even remember them having screentime together? I’ve seen that ship referred to as Phlint like…once, but not at the time.
- Chris Evans and his ridiculous shoulder-to-hip ratio
- Left-boob grab (this one might actually still be a thing)
- “I recognize the counsel has made a decision. But given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it!” (this one I KNOW is still a thing)
- “I understood that reference”
- Crying forever over that deleted sequence of Steve learning that All My Friends Are Dead But Oh Hey Peggy’s Still Alive But I’m Too Afraid to Call Her and then going through the city being Forever Alone
- The Superfamily AU where Steve and Tony raised a smol Peter Parker
- Lokimania
- holy
- fucking
- shit
- I could probably make a separate post just for that but here goes
- That famous Twitter convo where Tom Hiddleston and a Loki RPer were challenging each other and popularized “I DO WHAT I WANT”
- I think like half his actual lines in the movie became memes on some level actually
- “KNEEEEEEL”
- “I am burdened with glorious purpose” and its many MANY remixes
- “Tom sits like a whore” (aka what we called manspreading before that became A Problem)
- L O K I ‘ D
- The Loki’d Outtakes
- Loki’d 2: The Return of Steve (like actually this was a real thing that happened)
- Wendy
- People coming together to make a fan book about Wendy for Tom’s birthday
- That one picture of Tom in full Loki getup while holding Mjolnir and Cap’s shield
- Loki and the Loon, the webcomic about Loki and Tom being roommates that spawned similar blogs for EVERY Avenger rooming with their actor. Almost none of them actually went anywhere, but the original Loki and the Loon was pretty great.
- For real though, I’ve never seen any fandom obsession with an actor reach quite the fever pitch that we had with Tom Hiddleston, my god. Bendytoots probably came close though (this was before Ben’s Fall From Tumblr Grace. Tom is still well-regarded, but I think that part of the fandom has finally chilled out).
- And lest we forget:
- Tom in-character as Loki for SDCC (okay I’m pretty sure this one was later than 2012 but it was still a big fuckin deal when it happened)
- “SAAAYYY MYYY NAAAAAME!!!”
Thor: Ragnarok – Official UK Teaser Trailer
Loki
what i do is not up to you 