Tag: avengers

wendigocanada:

holahydra:

I need to talk about the fact that Bucky’s still got his right hand 100% free and could be punching Spider Man into next Tuesday already. But he still stood frozen, looking shocked as all fucks and lemme tell you right now that that was not because someone’s managed to block his metal fist because lbr the metal arm was never unstoppable before, especially when super-enhanced/-equipped people are involved – so basically he doesn’t take that punch cus he’s actually just now able to hear the other guy’s voice and it clicks that this is just a fucking k i d

#THANK YOU SOMEBODY FOR SAYING THIS OTHER THAN ME#LIKE THANK FUCKING CHRIST SOMEBODY REMEMBERS THAT THIS IS A GUY WHO STOOD UP FOR ITTY BITTY STEVE SINCE CHILDHOOD#AND NOW HE HEARS THIS ITTY BITTY VOICE AND IS LIKE#FUCK IT’S A BABBY I CANNOT HIT THE BABBY HE IS SMOL WHY IS HE OUT RISKING HIS LIFE WHERE IS HIS GUARDIAN RN#WHY IS HE NOT IN SCHOOL FFS

Those tags. ^^

winchestersoldier:

thegrayjumper-deactivated201610:

“Do you think Steve will ever forgive himself for the fact that when he was the one falling, Bucky jumped?” (src)

no but really, by now steve probably realizes that if he had jumped, he would have survived, just as bucky did. and that means that if he had jumped, he could’ve gotten to bucky first, and bucky never would’ve become the winter soldier, and never would’ve been tortured, and howard stark wouldn’t have been assassinated, and countless other tragedies wouldn’t have occurred. if he’d only jumped the way bucky did. and bucky, despite the years of brainwashing, still jumped, even though it went against everything he’d been taught for the past 70 years.

and no, steve will never forgive himself for this, which is exactly why I must go crawl into a hole and die

there is no legitimate reason Brooklyn nine nine can’t be in the marvel universe

onemuseleft:

cheeseburger-and-vine:

stunningepiphanies:

Consider: Jake Peralta and Foggy Nelson having an immediate on sight “IT’S FUCKING *THAT GUY*” reaction when they happen to meet in a courtroom.

Consider: That one time Steve Roger’s brought in a guy he caught mugging some tourists and Amy almost sucked the air out of the entire building while she flipped.

Consider: Rosa really wants to bust a real vigilante but all she’s ever got is some little highschool kid in this handmade red and blue thing. It wasn’t even satisfying. >:c

Consider: Gina has Tony Starks personal number in her phone with the programmed ringtone “Stupid Hoe”. No one can figure out why and honestly, no one really wants to know.

Consider: There’s a new guy at Terry’s gym named Luke. He seems nice, but man its a miracle that he didnt break his foot after those weights fell on him.

Consider: Nick Fury coming into the station to retrieve Clint after he was arrested for fighting with the track-suit gangsters. He and Captain Holt stare at each other in silence for five minutes, and then Holt tells Jake to let Clint go.

I think we can all agree that the MCU and B99 exist in the same universe and the only reason we haven’t seen it on screen yet is because their filming schedules keep overlapping.

Also you will never convince me that Holt and Rhodey aren’t related.

theappleppielifestyle:

This is a commission for ishipallthings, who wanted a
stevetony fic based off of this prompt: ‘my favourite underappreciated au idea
is ‘everyone is affected by some sort of love spell and falls in love w person
a but person b’s behaviour curiously doesn’t change at all.’ This rolls in at
13k.

(read on a03)

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“You doing okay?”

Tony blinks and realizes he’s been looking down at his
cereal like it proves something wrong about his fundamental understanding of
physics and he’ll only figure it out if he stares long enough. He’s been
holding a spoon loaded with the stuff and not eating it, resting it motionless
against the bowl for- minutes, maybe.

He looks towards Steve, who is doing that thing where he’s
pretending not to be concerned. It used to piss Tony off, but nowadays it’s
endearing. Some days Tony worries about that, but mostly he buries it before
the worry can come to a head.

He eats the spoonful of cereal. “Just distracted,” he says.

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